Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

Hiya, folks.

Another good week with lots of winners. Let's get to it:

Nicely done, all. I'm a sucker for a funny photoshop.

This week's shot is:




And the wildcard:



Go nuts.

Joe, deez



Star Trek XI Caption Contest Tally Board

Aragorn
bullethead *** BIG WINNER! ***
Candlelight
captain crow *** BIG WINNER! ***
cooleddie74 (2x)
Franklin
Gep Malakai *** BIG WINNER! ***
Isis
Jep *** BIG WINNER! ***
John Picard *** BIG WINNER! ***
M'Sharak
Nerys Myk (3x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
Rat Boy (4x) *** BIG WINNER!***
SalvorHardin
scottydog (6x) *** BIG WINNER! SECOND SPOCK AWARD IN A ROW!***
Sovay
Volpone_the_Fox

 

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Yay! I finally won one of these things! Thanks!

(Oh, and it's normally "Gep". Also, the first Photobucket link isn't working.)

 

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Robau: "I don't know any Ambassador Spock. Looks like an asshole, though. Did he steal your girlfriend or something?"




Nero: "Whoever made that shitty Blackeyed Peas song my ringtone is gonna fucking DIE!"

 

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Damn. I'll fix both. (These holiday names are driving me nuts.)

Joe, nuts

 

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NERO: "My God, it's full of lens flares."

 

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Nero: "We're miners, not sailors: enough with the constant buggering."

 

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"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"

 

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Robau: "I punch Vulcans. I don't learn their names."




Robau: "Not familiar with this one, either. Looks half evil."

 

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"I am unfamiliar with this man's bicycle."

 

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ROBAU: This is the guy you're in search of?




NERO: The next guy who photoshops my face is getting Robaued!!!!

 

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Nero: "DAMMIT!"

 

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Robau: "He looks different without the afro and shades, but yeah, I know this guy. He sold me some ditchweed last payday."



Nero: "Getting Spock can wait. I'LL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, IF IT TAKES ME TWENTY-FIVE YEARS ..."

 

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Nero: "There's no way that's 700 meters."



Robau: "Looks like a Big Giant Head."



Robau: "I have a bad feeling about this."



Nero: "HAN SHOT FIRST!"

 

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Nero: "THE PILLOW-FARTING STOPS NOW!"




Nero: "My ear DOES NOT look like a vagina!"

 

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Robau: You just came out of nowhere and expect me to know some random Vulcan, how did you become Captain anyway?




Nero: Stop Saying I look like the guy from The Time Travellers Wife!!

 

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Robau: "I dunno...Abe Vigoda? Ben Franklin? Methuselah? Geez, give me a hint here!"




Nero: "Well, excuuuuuuuse me!"

 

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Robau: "Those are not historical documents, they are old reruns of The Twilight Zone?!"




Nero: "These lens flares are driving me crazy!"



Nero: "I see... four... lens flares! No wait, five... no wait, twelve... no wait....."

 

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Nero: "I'm looking for the one responsible for the destruction of my world."

Robau: "That would be me."

Nero: "You destroyed my world?"

Robau: "Yeah, right after I shagged your mother. Now let my ship go bitch."



Guard (o.s.): "That blinding light, Nero what is it?"

Nero: "It's ...it's his badass awesomeness, my eyes, I blinded ...aahhhhhhhhh!"



Nero: "I have a giant Romulan ship, reversed engineered borg weapons, never ending hate
and behind me a stargate from the pegasus galaxy. Earth has no chance.

 

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fig 47: Here we see the subject in the process of being blinded by science.