Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 13, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Another good week with lots of winners. Let's get to it:





    Nicely done, all. I'm a sucker for a funny photoshop.

    This week's shot is:

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    And the wildcard:

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    Go nuts.

    Joe, deez



    Star Trek XI Caption Contest Tally Board

    Aragorn
    bullethead *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Candlelight
    captain crow *** BIG WINNER! ***
    cooleddie74 (2x)
    Franklin
    Gep Malakai *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Isis
    Jep *** BIG WINNER! ***
    John Picard *** BIG WINNER! ***
    M'Sharak
    Nerys Myk (3x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Rat Boy (4x) *** BIG WINNER!***
    SalvorHardin
    scottydog (6x) [​IMG] *** BIG WINNER! SECOND SPOCK AWARD IN A ROW!***
    Sovay
    Volpone_the_Fox
     
  2. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    Yay! I finally won one of these things! :D Thanks!

    (Oh, and it's normally "Gep". ;) Also, the first Photobucket link isn't working.)
     
  3. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: "I don't know any Ambassador Spock. Looks like an asshole, though. Did he steal your girlfriend or something?"


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    Nero: "Whoever made that shitty Blackeyed Peas song my ringtone is gonna fucking DIE!"
     
  4. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    Damn. I'll fix both. (These holiday names are driving me nuts.)

    Joe, nuts
     
  5. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    NERO: "My God, it's full of lens flares."
     
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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "We're miners, not sailors: enough with the constant buggering."
     
  7. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"
     
  8. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: "I punch Vulcans. I don't learn their names."


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    Robau: "Not familiar with this one, either. Looks half evil."
     
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  9. Gepard

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    "I am unfamiliar with this man's bicycle."
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    ROBAU: This is the guy you're in search of?


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    NERO: The next guy who photoshops my face is getting Robaued!!!!
     
  11. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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  12. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "DAMMIT!"
     
  13. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: "He looks different without the afro and shades, but yeah, I know this guy. He sold me some ditchweed last payday."

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    Nero: "Getting Spock can wait. I'LL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, IF IT TAKES ME TWENTY-FIVE YEARS ..."



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  14. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "There's no way that's 700 meters."

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    Robau: "Looks like a Big Giant Head."

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    Robau: "I have a bad feeling about this."

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    Nero: "HAN SHOT FIRST!"
     
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  15. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "THE PILLOW-FARTING STOPS NOW!"


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    Nero: "My ear DOES NOT look like a vagina!"
     
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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: You just came out of nowhere and expect me to know some random Vulcan, how did you become Captain anyway?


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    Nero: Stop Saying I look like the guy from The Time Travellers Wife!!
     
  17. Jonas Grumby

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: "I dunno...Abe Vigoda? Ben Franklin? Methuselah? Geez, give me a hint here!"


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    Nero: "Well, excuuuuuuuse me!"
     
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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: "Those are not historical documents, they are old reruns of The Twilight Zone?!"


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    Nero: "These lens flares are driving me crazy!"

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    Nero: "I see... four... lens flares! No wait, five... no wait, twelve... no wait....."
     
  19. T'Girl

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "I'm looking for the one responsible for the destruction of my world."

    Robau: "That would be me."

    Nero: "You destroyed my world?"

    Robau: "Yeah, right after I shagged your mother. Now let my ship go bitch."

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    Guard (o.s.): "That blinding light, Nero what is it?"

    Nero: "It's ...it's his badass awesomeness, my eyes, I blinded ...aahhhhhhhhh!"

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    Nero: "I have a giant Romulan ship, reversed engineered borg weapons, never ending hate
    and behind me a stargate from the pegasus galaxy. Earth has no chance.
     
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  20. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    fig 47:
    Here we see the subject in the process of being blinded by science.