Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

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  1. Gepard

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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  3. Gil T.Azell

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "Put that R2 unit in the garbage chute, it’ll really throw a mind fuck into them"
     
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    POLICE (off camera): Mr. Brian Bonsall? We have a warrent for your arrest.
     
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  6. Rat Boy

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    Nero: "Wait a minute, Kirk's eyes aren't supposed to be blue!"
     
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  7. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero: "WAS I CONCEIVED IN LOVE?"



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    Ayel, offscreen: "... all the way, the Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, HEY!"
    Nero: "YOU'VE RUINED THE RECITAL!"
     
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  8. cooleddie74

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    ROBAU: Is this the episode where he meets Picard and Data?

    Seen it.



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    Now THAT is an impressive Christmas tree!!!
     
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  9. cooleddie74

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    AYEL: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?

    ROBAU: WHO?

    That looks like Keith Richards after reconstructive surgery from a fiery car crash...can you make it simpler for me? I'm new here.
     
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  10. Shatmandu

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    Ayel: "And this is an old man who followed me into the restroom at the beach ..."



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    To toughen himself, Nero watched entire seasons of Voyager in one sitting.
     
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  12. cooleddie74

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    AYEL: As you can see, our High-Speed wireless service is somewhat lacking in this timeline...we require your vessel and its chief engineer to assist us in upgrading it!!


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    THERE...

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    :lol:

    I finally figured out what Nero looks like he's doing, and you've beaten me to it!
     
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  14. Shatmandu

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    Dentist: "So, how's work?"
    Nero: "I chan't tok wip all dis jitt in my mouph, you dirgy muvver-gukker."
     
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    OMG SCOTT YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!! :guffaw::guffaw:
     
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  16. Alrik

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    "Leggo MY EGGO!"
     
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  17. scottydog

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    Dentist: "Oops. No worries. Just a little... red matter."
     
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  18. Alrik

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    Robau: "You've got to be kidding, right? I mean there are how many billion Vulcans? Can you help me to narrow it down?"

    Nero: "Now there's an idea."
     
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  19. Alrik

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    Dentist: "...and while we're at it, I suggest you take advantage of the laser whitening."
     
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  20. Gertch

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    Dentist: "Ooooh, so you lost your whole planet then. And they say I'm down in the mouth."
     
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