Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

[Gepard]

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[Deranged Nasat]

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^

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Nero: "Put that R2 unit in the garbage chute, it’ll really throw a mind fuck into them"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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POLICE (off camera): Mr. Brian Bonsall? We have a warrent for your arrest.

 

[M'Sharak]

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http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4183999484_bf07141117_o.jpg

 

[Rat Boy]

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Nero: "Wait a minute, Kirk's eyes aren't supposed to be blue!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Nero: "WAS I CONCEIVED IN LOVE?"

Ayel, offscreen: "... all the way, the Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, HEY!"
Nero: "YOU'VE RUINED THE RECITAL!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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ROBAU: Is this the episode where he meets Picard and Data?

Seen it.

Now THAT is an impressive Christmas tree!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

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AYEL: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?

ROBAU: WHO?

That looks like Keith Richards after reconstructive surgery from a fiery car crash...can you make it simpler for me? I'm new here.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Ayel: "And this is an old man who followed me into the restroom at the beach ..."

To toughen himself, Nero watched entire seasons of Voyager in one sitting.

 

[scottydog]

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[cooleddie74]

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AYEL: As you can see, our High-Speed wireless service is somewhat lacking in this timeline...we require your vessel and its chief engineer to assist us in upgrading it!!

THERE...

ARE...

FOUR...

CHANGED...

TIMELINES!!!!

 

[trampledamage]

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I finally figured out what Nero looks like he's doing, and you've beaten me to it!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Dentist: "So, how's work?"
Nero: "I chan't tok wip all dis jitt in my mouph, you dirgy muvver-gukker."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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OMG SCOTT YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alrik]

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"Leggo MY EGGO!"

 

[scottydog]

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Dentist: "Oops. No worries. Just a little... red matter."

 

[Alrik]

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Robau: "You've got to be kidding, right? I mean there are how many billion Vulcans? Can you help me to narrow it down?"

Nero: "Now there's an idea."

 

[Alrik]

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Dentist: "...and while we're at it, I suggest you take advantage of the laser whitening."

 

[Gertch]

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Dentist: "Ooooh, so you lost your whole planet then. And they say I'm down in the mouth."