Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations

[Shatmandu]

Pine: "My first Convention appearance had to be in North Dakota ..."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

When annoyed, Dr. McCoy often lobs little balls of light from his left nostril.

 

[scottydog]

 

[trampledamage]

^^

Nice one!

 

[cooleddie74]

Who you callin' a SIMPLE COUNTRY DOCTOR...

Bitch?!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"WOW.

Guess that global warming stuff was a crock of shit after all."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Famous last words:
Pine (to himself): "Ok, well so far i've gotten the shit kicked outta me by angry Cadets, Romulans and Spock. I think it's pretty safe to say nothing dangerous is gonna happen to me HERE......."

 

[Shatmandu]

<Kirk looks at shovel, looks at snow, looks at shovel, looks at snow.>
Kirk: "Fuck this."

 

[M'Sharak]

^

In the Mirror Universe, Kirk bowled right-handed and had no end of trouble converting the 4-10 split.

 

[Sector 7]

Santa?!
SANTA?!
Don't listen to Spock! I WAS a good boy!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Alone at last ..."

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "For the last time, Spock, I don't take VulcaCare. Can't you remember to bring cash with you?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "You do realize you left Jim on Psi 2000, not Delta Vega."

Spock: "A minor miscalculation on my part, Doctor."

Jim: "Uh, why's the ground shaking? And why am I already drunk off my ass?"

 

[scottydog]

 

[Isis]

Mr. Salahi (to Mrs. Salahi): "And this can advance our careers how?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I didn't punch that doggie."

 

[Volpone_the_Fox]

McCoy: “Daaamn, Spock, cain’t ya just choke a bitch?!?”

Dog: “Heeey dude! Howyadoin?!? Now what ever you do, don’t go believing what these guys say, they're assholes anyway! After all, Man’s Best Friend and all that shit, right? Right?!?”

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You had me at 'Live long ...'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy (yesterday morning): "What the?! It's not supposed to snow this bad here!"

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "We're stuck together, Spock! I should have known that Vulcan braces have vulcanized rubber bands!"