Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Another good week with lots of winners. Let's get to it:

Spock: "Yes, yes; disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. Are you going to treat my rash or not?"

Where others see a barren wasteland, James T. Kirk sees an opportunity to stumble upon an ice princess.

JACK: Hey guys, fresh meat.

Kirk: "Sweet! I hope this thing handles better than that old Vette."

Doctor: Excuse me! Have you seen a bloke that looks like Dr. Zoidberg wearing a black suit and holding a light up ball called Ood Sigma around here?

"THIS.... IS DELTA VEGA!!!!!!!!"

Nicely done, all. I'm a sucker for a funny photoshop.

This week's shot is:

And the wildcard:

Go nuts.

Joe, deez



Star Trek XI Caption Contest Tally Board

Aragorn
bullethead *** BIG WINNER! ***
Candlelight
captain crow *** BIG WINNER! ***
cooleddie74 (2x)
Franklin
Gep Malakai *** BIG WINNER! ***
Isis
Jep *** BIG WINNER! ***
John Picard *** BIG WINNER! ***
M'Sharak
Nerys Myk (3x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
Rat Boy (4x) *** BIG WINNER!***
SalvorHardin
scottydog (6x)

*** BIG WINNER! SECOND SPOCK AWARD IN A ROW!***
Sovay
Volpone_the_Fox

 

[Gepard]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

Yay! I finally won one of these things! Thanks!

(Oh, and it's normally "Gep". Also, the first Photobucket link isn't working.)

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

Robau: "I don't know any Ambassador Spock. Looks like an asshole, though. Did he steal your girlfriend or something?"

Nero: "Whoever made that shitty Blackeyed Peas song my ringtone is gonna fucking DIE!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

Yay! I finally won one of these things! Thanks!

(Oh, and it's normally "Gep". Also, the first Photobucket link isn't working.)

Damn. I'll fix both. (These holiday names are driving me nuts.)

Joe, nuts

 

[Gepard]

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NERO: "My God, it's full of lens flares."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Nero: "We're miners, not sailors: enough with the constant buggering."

 

[Gepard]

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"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

Robau: "I punch Vulcans. I don't learn their names."

Robau: "Not familiar with this one, either. Looks half evil."

 

[Gepard]

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"I am unfamiliar with this man's bicycle."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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ROBAU: This is the guy you're in search of?

NERO: The next guy who photoshops my face is getting Robaued!!!!

 

[Gepard]

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[Gepard]

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NERO: The next guy who photoshops my face is getting Robaued!!!!

Nero: "DAMMIT!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Robau: "He looks different without the afro and shades, but yeah, I know this guy. He sold me some ditchweed last payday."

Nero: "Getting Spock can wait. I'LL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, IF IT TAKES ME TWENTY-FIVE YEARS ..."

 

[Gepard]

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Nero: "There's no way that's 700 meters."

Robau: "Looks like a Big Giant Head."

Robau: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Nero: "HAN SHOT FIRST!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

Nero: "THE PILLOW-FARTING STOPS NOW!"

Nero: "My ear DOES NOT look like a vagina!"

 

[LeadHead]

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Robau: You just came out of nowhere and expect me to know some random Vulcan, how did you become Captain anyway?

Nero: Stop Saying I look like the guy from The Time Travellers Wife!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Robau: "I dunno...Abe Vigoda? Ben Franklin? Methuselah? Geez, give me a hint here!"

Nero: "Well, excuuuuuuuse me!"

 

[Sector 7]

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Robau: "Those are not historical documents, they are old reruns of The Twilight Zone?!"

Nero: "These lens flares are driving me crazy!"

Nero: "I see... four... lens flares! No wait, five... no wait, twelve... no wait....."

 

[T'Girl]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

Nero: "I'm looking for the one responsible for the destruction of my world."

Robau: "That would be me."

Nero: "You destroyed my world?"

Robau: "Yeah, right after I shagged your mother. Now let my ship go bitch."

Guard (o.s.): "That blinding light, Nero what is it?"

Nero: "It's ...it's his badass awesomeness, my eyes, I blinded ...aahhhhhhhhh!"

Nero: "I have a giant Romulan ship, reversed engineered borg weapons, never ending hate
and behind me a stargate from the pegasus galaxy. Earth has no chance.

 

[Gepard]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

fig 47: Here we see the subject in the process of being blinded by science.