Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Lotsa winners means we had a good week, and we've got a shit-ton of winners this time. Very nicely done.

It was even difficult to weed it down to this, but here are the best:

SRACIST: The Vulcan Architecture Academy has determined that curves do not exist.

Sracist: "This is the Vulcan Science Academy. There is no stockade, no guard tower, no electronic frontier. Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming. Punishment means exile from..."
Sarek: *ahem*
Sracist: "Sorry, wrong speech."

Sracist: "First there was the Octo-mom. Now we have the Spockto-mom."

SRACIST: Sorry lads, but lyre groups are on the way out.

The B'Tols would have the last laugh.

Sracist: "These damn TrekBBS popups are getting out of control!"

Nimoy: It's nice to see you've found a steady job after The Next Generation, Jonathan.
Frakes: Thank you, Leonard.
Nimoy: That's Mr. Nimoy to you, makeup boy.

Nimoy (to himself): "After more than 40 years of this, I'm beginning to think Martin Landau had the right idea."

Nimoy: "...Did you just say something?"

NIMOY:Give me KISS makeup.
And a mohawk.
That would kick ass.

Nimoy: "BADAAASSS!!!"

Very creative jokes, on a lot of levels. Thank you all.


This week's bits are:

I left the second one a little bigger because I have the feeling there'll be lots of photoshop action.

Joe, likes action


Star Trek XI Caption Contest Tally Board

Aragorn
Candlelight
cooleddie74 (2x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
Franklin *** BIG WINNER ***
Isis *** BIG WINNER ***
M'Sharak
Nerys Myk (2x)

*** BIG WINNER! ***
Rat Boy (3x)

*** BIG WINNER!***
SalvorHardin
scottydog (4x)

*** BIG WINNER ***
Sovay *** BIG WINNER ***
Volpone_the_Fox *** BIG WINNER ***

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Yes, yes; disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. Are you going to treat my rash or not?"

Shran (off camera): "That was my mailbox, pinkskin!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Look, I just forgot to grow my sideburns, okay?"

Kirk: "No Starbucks?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HEY!

I know my sideburns are falling off...dammit, stop trying to embarrass me in front of everyone else you HOBGOBLIN!!

Great.

And the nearest ATM machine is ten kilometers away.

Shit.

 

[cooleddie74]

Stop blaming me for DOOM!!

If you're gonna bitch at anyone...talk to the blasted writers!!

 

[Shatmandu]

My Daughter: "Dadmandu, why did the pointy-eared man shoot him out of the ship?"
Me, offscreen: "The needs of the story outweigh the needs of the logic."

 

[cooleddie74]

Where will YOU be when your fear of giant killer penguins returns?(tm)

 

[bullethead]

Where others see a barren wasteland, James T. Kirk sees an opportunity to stumble upon an ice princess.

 

[Agenda]

Han? Help.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This doesn't look like the Delta Vega I saw in the file."

 

[Sector 7]

Stop complaining about the sideburns, Zach. You should've seen the haircut they gave me in Chronicles of Riddick!

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: Whoa! It's all like 'Scott of the Antarctic', or something.

Kirk: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
Duffel bag: Yap! Yap!

 

[Sector 7]

If they're serving that damn Iced Mocha crap I am really gonna be pissed!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Wait a minute! The bus doesn't stop here!!!!

 

[T'Girl]

Spock: "Yes, yes; disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. Are you going to treat my rash or not?"

McCoy: "It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma."
Spock: "You are a doctor."
McCoy: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here is me handle ... "
Spock: "Please doctor, the cure for my rash."
McMoy: "Sugar and spice and everything nice."
Spock: "I'm going to see nurse Chaple now."
McCoy: "Bomb chicky waa waa."

Kirk: "Stuck here on this ice world, with nothing to eat but this giant tribble."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I ran genetic tests on the residue on my pillow."
Spock: "Human?"
McCoy: "You're half right."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Nice going, Spock. You bet the ship on Florida!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JACK: Hey guys, fresh meat.

 

[Drob]

Kirk looks down and sees 'ss pp oo cc kk' written in the snow

 

[Shatmandu]

JACK: Hey guys, fresh meat.

I just spent the entire day freaking my daughter out, whenever she needed something, by talking exactly like King Moonracer and saying, "Come closer. What. Do you. Desire?"

Joe, an ostrich that swims