Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations

McCoy: "I'm about to go all Robau on your ass, you fucker."

 

BRILLIANT!!!

 

"You will travel far, my little James. But we will never leave you... even in the face of our death. The richness of our lives shall be yours. All that I have, all that I've learned, everything I feel... all this, and more, I... I bequeath you, my son. You will carry me inside you, all the days of your life. You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father the son."

 

Jim wasn't much of a team player when it came to pairs figure-skating either...


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"THIS.... IS DELTA VEGA!!!!!!!!"


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KIRK: Shrinkage, eh?

 

God: And this is for not giving me your effing starship you jackass

 

The British Tourism Board fails yet ONCE again to book an enjoyable Iceland holiday...

 

"Don't LIE to me, you green-blooded Hobgoblin!!!

I KNOW you didn't flush...Jim told me!!"'

 

KIRK: That pointy ear bastard lied, there are no sorority houses here!!!!

 

AN INCONVENIENT POD

Delta Vega's Climate in the Balance

 

"I KNOW it was you who ate my last Fruit Roll-Up, Spock...stop lying!! I can SEE the sticky cherry residue on your lips so ACT like a blasted Vulcan and tell the truth for once!!"

 

MCCOY: "Spock's not dead. As far as I'm concerned, you're Spock."

SYLAR: "But when you look at me you don't see Spock -- only the person that murdered him. Whatever these memories that I have are, that doesn't change the fact that I'm still dead."

 

Spock: "It would seem that Shatmandu has developed another case of a bag of cats on his head."

McCoy: "Dammit man, I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!"

 

McCoy: "The only thing I hate more than your pointy ears is your pointy sideburns!"

Spock: "Doctor, may I remind you...."

McCoy: "Mine are NOT pointy.... They are... angular."

 

^ Made my day