McCOY: You did WHAT to Miss Uhura's WHAT with your HUH?!
Great.
All this snow...and I don't have a DROP of pee in my bladder.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations
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McCOY: You did WHAT to Miss Uhura's WHAT with your HUH?!
Great.
All this snow...and I don't have a DROP of pee in my bladder.
Back home we've got a sayin'...
Don't sleep with a horse from the Kentucky Derby unless you're willin' to bring your prize birth control with ya!!
Tell me about it!!!! I got over a foot!!!!! Plus no power from about 6 am to 11pm!
Rat Boy (yesterday morning): "What the?! It's not supposed to snow this bad here!"
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Kirk: "Sweet! I hope this thing handles better than that old Vette."
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KIRK: An classic car and a big hole. Hmmmmm, no Jimmy... resist.....I wonder if the spare key is in the wheel well?
I was thinking of something similar when I posted the picture.
McCoy: "A two bit country quack huh? I'll remember that the next time you come down with a nasty case of Rigelian Crotch Rot."
Kirk: "Just lovely. My biggest reason for signing on to this gig was to get into space and far away from the Iowa winters. I'm gunna make that green blooded sumbitch pay!"
No restroom for miles. Ah well.
Looks like the pinkskin found our secret base. Our plan to destroy Vulcan is a bust!
McCoy: Now couch you pointed eared hobgoblin.
Spock, high pitch voice: Yes, Doctor.
[Spock emits a wussy cough]
Doctor: Excuse me! Have you seen a bloke that looks like Dr. Zoidberg wearing a black suit and holding a light up ball called Ood Sigma around here?