You iz not real! I no longer believe in your existence! You're just a figment of my imagination!
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You iz not real! I no longer believe in your existence! You're just a figment of my imagination!
La-lalalala-la, OMG, squirrel!!!
If you're good.
And that's IF.
I'll get her drunk during a TOS-Remastered marathon and take some hellacious boobie pics. With a little beer or liquor in her bloodstream she might be topless dancing on the sofa.
If you're good.
And that's IF.
I'll get her drunk during a TOS-Remastered marathon and take some hellacious boobie pics. With a little beer or liquor in her bloodstream she might be topless dancing on the sofa.
And like that, all is well.
Trek girls are not even remotely rare.. on the internet.
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If you're good.
And that's IF.
I'll get her drunk during a TOS-Remastered marathon and take some hellacious boobie pics. With a little beer or liquor in her bloodstream she might be topless dancing on the sofa.
You're the paragon of Sainthood, Eddie.
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Yeah, I gotta say this "honorable man" bullshit is precisely that - bullshit.
I'm not advocating being a scumbag or anything, but if there's an opportunity to go for it with someone who likes you and you like them, discard the "nobility" card -- because I guarantee you nobody but you cares about how "noble" you are.
if it works, awesome. If not, well, it sucks, but at least you know.
Life's too short to wonder, and there will come the day that you will wonder. You've got to grab life by the balls and squeeze!
I'm not advocating being a scumbag or anything, but if there's an opportunity to go for it with someone who likes you and you like them, discard the "nobility" card -- because I guarantee you nobody but you cares about how "noble" you are.
if it works, awesome. If not, well, it sucks, but at least you know.
Life's too short to wonder, and there will come the day that you will wonder. You've got to grab life by the balls and squeeze!
We'll see what happens. I won't lie. I've had fantasies about her that would make Larry Flynt cringe and blush. But, well, I've known her almost ten years and with her going through a really traumatic and tumultuous breakup with her ex I just don't wanna go there right now. Too many open wounds, and like I stated she doesn't want another relationship right now.
That said, if the opportunity presents itself in the future I'm gonna be all over it like white on rice. Or...a pasty, naked white guy on rice. If you think her face and eyes are gorgeous you should see her body. I could break a diamond on that hind end.
That said, if the opportunity presents itself in the future I'm gonna be all over it like white on rice. Or...a pasty, naked white guy on rice. If you think her face and eyes are gorgeous you should see her body. I could break a diamond on that hind end.
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You really are the definition of "TMI", Eddie.
But then that's why we love ya.
But then that's why we love ya.
Awwwwww. Thanks.
Now come. Sit on uncle Eddie's lap.
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And...
SCENE.
SCENE.
Awwwwww. Thanks.
Now come. Sit on uncle Eddie's lap.
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Here's a photo of her being playful and flirty. See what I have to put up with?
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Here's a photo of her being playful and flirty. See what I have to put up with?
By Lucifer's hairy goat balls, Eddie, you go after her or I swear to Bob I will hunt you down, sit on you, and regale you with stories of when I worked as a meat cutter, and by God I won't skimp on the details!
Well, dammit...if you put it that way.
Where are my handcuffs, Astroglide and bullwhip? I think she's still awake this late.
Where are my handcuffs, Astroglide and bullwhip? I think she's still awake this late.
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Well, dammit...if you put it that way.
Where are my handcuffs, Astroglide and bullwhip? I think she's still awake this late.
Here you go. They were on my hope chest.
Have fun!
Oh, if only I could right now. The girl drives me nuts with all the flirting, lip puckering, eyelash batting and naughty talk. But we'll see what happens. I'm just trying to respect her boundaries at the moment.
The girl drives me nuts with all the flirting, lip puckering, eyelash batting and naughty talk. But we'll see what happens. I'm just trying to respect her boundaries at the moment.
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Oh, if only I could right now.
Respect her boundaries, but definitely push against them just a bit. I had a similar situation more than a decade ago, with a very gorgeous young woman (woman of my dreams), and she did the same thing. I never pursued it because I wanted to be a gentleman. Found out later she was attracted to me, but didn't think I felt the same way. She finally married about 4 years ago.
Sometimes, being a gentleman gets telegraphed as being uninterested. Make certain you don't make that same mistake.
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