Nutrisystem gives me gas

[Gaseous Anomaly]

^ It was my nickname for him.

And he's not lying about the gas! We cancelled our order for more NutriSystem food already.

Did he give you the dutch oven?

Once or twice by accident.

I started a Nutrisystem Diet about 5 weeks ago and it seems their food gives me an abnormal amount of gas. I've tried Beano and Gas-X with no avail. Anyone here know of a good way to stop the farting? I'm at my wits ends and don't know what to do.

And this differs from normal, how?

Lets just say I have staying power twice or three times that of before and the frrequency is wicked quick!

 

[An Officer]

Green tea neutralises the odour. So you can do your thing with your wife none the wiser.

 

[Wrongway Janeway]

Oh, I'd know. It's not exactly quiet flatulence.

And I'm on the same diet as GA is, so glean from that what you will.
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Misc. mods, I apologise for this thread and my participation in it!

 

[An Officer]

Oh, I'd know. It's not exactly quiet flatulence.

Ah. Could double as a fog horn for an ocean liner, eh?

 

[Wrongway Janeway]

It's like that old song:

Whenever you're near
I hear a symphony

 

[An Officer]

Ah, the joys of marriage...

I'll send some ear-plugs and a nose clip, pronto...

 

[Mallory]

Oh, I'd know. It's not exactly quiet flatulence.

And I'm on the same diet as GA is, so glean from that what you will.

Well, at least you guys can have a conversation without even opening your mouths.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

We'd just be talking crap.

 

[An Officer]

You two would only be among your own kind here in Misc, when it comes to talking out of your asses...

 

[kimc]

I hope for WWJW's sake you're not fluffing the covers after an "episode".

 

[Wrongway Janeway]

Like I said earlier, it doesn't really matter. We're both in the same boat.

And it sounds like it sprung a leak.

 

[Plecostomus]

Best Thread Ever.

 

[Skywalker]

This thread adds a whole new level to the look on Janeway's face in Wrongway's avatar.

 

[Gertch]

To quote the famous Bed Fart video - "Ole!"

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

I must admit, the gas is much worse in the evenings. When I'm at work I'm kind of away from everyone else so it really doesn't matter much. However last week I did a little crop dusting in the airplane, I started in the flight deck and dragged it all the way through the plane. I was feet on the ground before anyone was any the wiser.

 

[Mallory]

Crop dusting is almost always an effective strategy. Especially if you can escape before anyone notices. Unfortunately for me, it rarely works at home. I always get blamed first, no matter who did it.