Nutrisystem gives me gas

Once or twice by accident.

Lets just say I have staying power twice or three times that of before and the frrequency is wicked quick!

 

Green tea neutralises the odour. So you can do your thing with your wife none the wiser.

 

Oh, I'd know. It's not exactly quiet flatulence.

And I'm on the same diet as GA is, so glean from that what you will.
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Misc. mods, I apologise for this thread and my participation in it!

 

Ah. Could double as a fog horn for an ocean liner, eh?

 

It's like that old song:

Whenever you're near
I hear a symphony

 

Ah, the joys of marriage...

I'll send some ear-plugs and a nose clip, pronto...

 

Well, at least you guys can have a conversation without even opening your mouths.

 

We'd just be talking crap.

 

You two would only be among your own kind here in Misc, when it comes to talking out of your asses...

 

I hope for WWJW's sake you're not fluffing the covers after an "episode".

 

Like I said earlier, it doesn't really matter. We're both in the same boat.

And it sounds like it sprung a leak.

 

Best Thread Ever.

 

This thread adds a whole new level to the look on Janeway's face in Wrongway's avatar.

 

To quote the famous Bed Fart video - "Ole!"

 

I must admit, the gas is much worse in the evenings. When I'm at work I'm kind of away from everyone else so it really doesn't matter much. However last week I did a little crop dusting in the airplane, I started in the flight deck and dragged it all the way through the plane. I was feet on the ground before anyone was any the wiser.

 

Crop dusting is almost always an effective strategy. Especially if you can escape before anyone notices. Unfortunately for me, it rarely works at home. I always get blamed first, no matter who did it.