Nutrisystem gives me gas

[Gaseous Anomaly]

I started a Nutrisystem Diet about 5 weeks ago and it seems their food gives me an abnormal amount of gas. I've tried Beano and Gas-X with no avail. Anyone here know of a good way to stop the farting? I'm at my wits ends and don't know what to do.

 

[Brent]

I tried the Nutrisystem stuff for a year, it made me ill and sick, not nutritious at all. My advice is to stop now and do a proper diet on your own, cook your own meals. Their food was disgusting, mostly sauce, a lot of sodium, never looked like their advertisements. You got a lot of gas cause your diet has suddenly changed.

 

[Cakes488]

First of all LOL...how bout a cork?

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

First of all LOL...how bout a cork?

I think that's what has me feeling ill right now. My regularity has quit.

 

[Cakes488]

Wait a minute...am I seeing this thread asking about abnormal farting from the screen name Gaseous Anomoly?? LOL LOL

 

[Wrongway Janeway]

^ It was my nickname for him.

And he's not lying about the gas! We cancelled our order for more NutriSystem food already.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

What can I say, it's a gas!

 

[Cakes488]

Jumpin Jack Flash.....it's a gas gas gas.

Well all I can say is I'm glad I'm not under the covers with you right now...LOL

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

My wife is glad too.

 

[Cakes488]

LOL LOL...I'll admit I'm a bit of a freak, but not that freaky!

 

[RoJoHen]

I don't know much about Nutrisystem, but if there's a lot of protein in the diet, that's what's giving you the gas.

 

[pookha]

I started a Nutrisystem Diet about 5 weeks ago and it seems their food gives me an abnormal amount of gas. I've tried Beano and Gas-X with no avail. Anyone here know of a good way to stop the farting? I'm at my wits ends and don't know what to do.

did you consider getting some use out of it as a personal propulsion system.

 

[Cakes488]

I don't know much about Nutrisystem, but if there's a lot of protein in the diet, that's what's giving you the gas.

Fiber too...

 

[RoJoHen]

I don't know much about Nutrisystem, but if there's a lot of protein in the diet, that's what's giving you the gas.

Fiber too...

Yeah, that combo can be explosive.

 

[Cakes488]

Speaking from personal experience? Perhaps you're the one who is sullying that employee bathroom. A-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Captain Ice]

did you consider getting some use out of it as a personal propulsion system.

 

[SmoothieX]

did you consider getting some use out of it as a personal propulsion system.

After sitting in the car with me during more than a few smelly roadtrips, my wife wants to devise some sort of fart chamber that turns my toots into some sort of alternative energy system for that car.

 

[Gertch]

I don't know much about Nutrisystem, but if there's a lot of protein in the diet, that's what's giving you the gas.

Fiber too...

I recently got a book from fullplatedietbeta.org (the people behind this also have some good diabetic books) which is basically adding a lot of fiber to the diet.

They sent an email the other day titled "Fiber, Poop, and Gas - Yeah, We Went There" and suggest slowly increasing the amount of fiber. Although that will probably prove difficult with those meals.

The good news is you'll surely be the topic of conversation wherever you go.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

^ It was my nickname for him.

And he's not lying about the gas! We cancelled our order for more NutriSystem food already.

Did he give you the dutch oven?

 

[Mallory]

I started a Nutrisystem Diet about 5 weeks ago and it seems their food gives me an abnormal amount of gas. I've tried Beano and Gas-X with no avail. Anyone here know of a good way to stop the farting? I'm at my wits ends and don't know what to do.

And this differs from normal, how?