Movies Caption Contest #10

[BriGuy]

As Riker remembered just how easily, and quickly, Troi got drunk, he regretted not going to Mr. Mot to have his beard shaved off.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "I really should lay off the burritos."

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "I'm gonna have to get fucked up to do this one: forked and uncut?"
Carl: "My snakes plays it safe, knowwhumsayin'?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker was dissapointed to learn that shampoo afro was no longer a Troi turn on.

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi: "Sorry, honey, you're no Carl."

 

[DBR]

R2: "Dee-bee-boo-dee-doo-do-doo."

Riker: "No artoo, we don't need the 'lightsabre' yet."

 

[Drob]

[image]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9560/insurrection0325zb5.jpg[/image]



Riker was always the first to get creamed whenever champagne was around.

 

[Nebusj]

(Getting into the spirit of Trekker4747's thing, for which this really works well.)

``Not now, Madeline!''

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^ And I just said that in the other thread before checking this one!

 

[Nebusj]

So I see, and you're right. It is a great scene for Madeline.

 

[BriGuy]

Have we lost our sponsor??? I hope not.

Riker: Well, if this doesn't prove I'm not gay, nothin' will!

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Hello? Could someone get us out of here, please? We've been in here for two weeks and my penis is turning pruney."

Troi: "And we're all out of Cristal!"

 

[DBR]

Troi: "It's okay, Will. We'll try again in a few minutes."

 

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:

Riker: "Hello? Could someone get us out of here, please? We've been in here for two weeks and my penis is turning pruney."

Troi: " hic It's called flaccid Will. hic I wonder what Data is doing right now... hic "

 

[scottydog]

Riker's beard turns grey waiting for the next caption photo.

 

[Candlelight]

Time for a new caption this thread me thinks.

 

[Hambone]

Can't someone photoshop "something else" in place of the champagne glass?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Riker refused to shave any more of his beard off at Deanna's declaration that she would not be shaving herself, as earlier promised.

 

[GMDreia]

Despite seeing a detached, half-shaven, drooling head in her bath, Deanna decided she still wasn't quite drunk enough.

 

[CaptainJon]

Someone's probably already done something like this, given how long this caption is (hint, hint) but what the hey?

"As Will discovered he was in shaving cream and not bubbles, he realized it was going to be more than just his beard that was being shaved."