Movies Caption Contest #10

[DBR]

Troi: "Was that as good for you as it was for me?"

Riker: "Yes, Kate-- I mean yes, my Kateonian minx."

 

[galleywest]

Riker: please untie me.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Mmmmmm, now that's a lady."

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Gertch]

^ Nice!

And that would have been so easy to go bad with misplacement.

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "Soon as you're done drinkin' that, you needs to gets to washin' my feets."

 

[Shatmandu]

Having seen Troi naked for the first time in years, Riker mentally scans his Holodeck porno program list.

 

[Rat Boy]

Ernie: "Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you"

Bert: "Can I get some peace and quiet, please?"

 

[K-Star]

Rat Boy said:

Ernie: "Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you"

Bert: "Can I get some peace and quiet, please?"

OMG I was thinking of that song!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sheen: This doesn't look like Cambodia

 

[BriGuy]

Riker, thinking: Did I leave the shuttle bay open...

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Artoo?"

R2-D2: "Tweet?"

Riker: "That way."

 

[Imzadi13]

Riker: <thinking> Should I be worried that Deanna would rather drink than "finish shaving" me...

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "I gots to be careful: last time, I burned away half my afro in here . . ."

 

[Adagio]

Is it me, or is Carl just getting better with time.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Woman, don't even think about touching that razor. You touch the 'fro, then we've got problems, see?"

 

[BriGuy]

BriGuy (thinking): Riker, uh... no, Troi, Troi, uhm... then Riker says... hmm...

Oh, the hell with it, I just can't stop looking at Troi...

 

[Shatmandu]

Adagio said:
Is it me, or is Carl just getting better with time.

He's a hoot. He's got his own brand of malt liquor coming out. The slogan is: "It's Only Logical to Get Fucked Up On Carl Spock's Funky Home Brew Malt Liquor."

Joe, 90 proof

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl was pleased that Troi's pubic hair nearly matched the volume of his afro.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker debates how to ask Troi to trim her fingernails before she does that whole "stick-your-finger-up-his-ass-while-blowing-him" thing . . .