Movies Caption Contest #10

[Candlelight]

"Wait, how much of that are you gonna drink before you shave me?"
"It's ok Will... Willem... hehehehehe I called you Willem... now where are my candles?"
"Shit"

 

[Gertch]

"You knew your mother was joining us?"

 

[DBR]

Troi: "Will, after this one more last drunkel, we're going to shave your pubes, okay ?"

 

[Adagio]

Troi: Now that you're losing the beard, you're going to have that baby face.
Riker: I didn't think about that....
Troi: Oh, it's quite alright. I like the young boy look.
Riker: Wait, are you saying you're attracted to young boys?
Troi: *sip*
Riker: OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!

 

[BriGuy]

Troi: How dare you break wind before me?

Riker: Sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn. Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just came up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

Troi: I hate movie night.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Look, a bubblebath with champagne is romantic and all, but did we have to do it in the captain's ready room?"

Picard: "Number One! Counselor Troi! I believe this is a gross misuse of Starfleet property!"

 

[BriGuy]

In typical TNG fashion, Data soon discovered that the bubbles were actually sentient life forms, and learned to communicate with them.

... ugly... ugly... bags of mostly water... except for the one on the left... which is partly silicone...

 

[Candlelight]

Riker's orgasm was the biggest Troi had ever seen.

 

[Adagio]

^ Oh, gross!

 

[Shatmandu]

Congrats, Nerys Myk! Woo!

Riker was offended when Troi toasted the anniversary of the last time he saw his penis without sucking in his gut.

 

[Shatmandu]

Balok Puppet, off-screen: "Glub, glub."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "You get the feeling someone's watching us?"

Troi: "No, but I'm pretty sloshed at the moment."

 

[galleywest]

Sirtis [thinking]: down the hatch, down the hatch, you'll be done with the love scene in no time, just keep drinking...

Frakes [thinking]: Bread gooooood, fire baaaaaad...

 

[Shatmandu]

Balok Puppet #1: "I'd fuck her!"
Balok Puppet #2: "I did!"
Balok Puppet #3: "Better wrap that rascal, pal!"
Balok Puppet #4: "Look at them teats!"
Balok Puppet #5: "I teabagged your champagne!"
Balok Puppet #6: "Drink up, baby!"
Balok Puppet #7: "How 'bout you let ol' Balok Puppet have a crack at that shit next, eh, Riker old buddy?"
Balok Puppet #8: "I call dibs on drinking the bathwater!"
Balok Puppet #9: "Shave your nuts, too!"

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Riker: Some day soon, I'll be in command of my own starship! I'll run that ship just like I directed this movie!
Troi: <chugs>

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Y'know, maybe having Data watch us fuck wasn't such a great idea after all."

Troi: "Odd that Worf fucked the both of us, huh?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the...what the hell?"

Riker: "Captain?!"

Picard: "Data, this is the wrong channel! Get me the Romulans!"

Worf: "I shall kill you two!"

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: You - yeah, you - don't give me any grief. You try following a Klingon. See how well you do.

 

[BriGuy]

... I should've taken Ardra up on her offer...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf: I was wondering where I put that bat'telth