Movie Caption Contest #87: Probing

[jep]

Riker: What the...??? Great, they have her, and what do we get? Mr. Tinman over here."

Data: "I believe the appropriate response is "Go fornicate yourself.... Sir."

 

[jep]

Picard: "That's how they rolled back in the day."

 

[jep]

Picard: "I said I don't want to talk about it number one!"

 

[jep]

Riker: "Wow... that reminds me of the night I got drunk on Gedi Prime with a rather unattractive hooker..."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"That does it, Geordi.

Leah Brahms holoprograms or not, we have GOT to find you a date."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Who finally won that thing?"

GEORDI:"No clue."

DATA:"Many records from that period near the beginning of the 21st century have been lost, Commander. Some historians suspect the contest continued until the Third World War."

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Who's the douchebag with the awkward facial hair?"
Geordi, squinting at screen: "Commander Riker?"
<Riker slaps both on back of head.>

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Fast forward past this!

In fact, NEVER play this again!!"

 

[jep]

PICARD:"Fast forward past this!

In fact, NEVER play this again!!"

LMAO.

 

[jep]

Picard: "Change the channel, Geordi. NOW."

Worf: "That reminds me, has anyone seen Wesley Crusher?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Starfleet's Diplomatic Corps was very specific as to how you must greet the Prefect of Porkinax IV, Captain."

 

[jep]

Data: "If I am correct in my translation of the signal Sir, she is Queen Herpe of the planet Chlamydia, which is located inside
the White Trash Globular Cluster, 69 light years from our current position."

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: She's calling again?!
Data: I have tried to explain the situation to her Captain, but-
Picard: We are from the FEDERATION, not FEDERLINE!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: What is this Mister Data?
Data: It is an ancient Internet Messaging Board, circa 2009.
Riker: What was its purpose?
Data: To avoid all human contact.

 

[LeadHead]

Data: According to our calculations, this film will go completely off the rails. By watching this simulation of the film we may be able to avoid that disaster.
Riker: Then we can change it?
Data: Precisely.
Picard: Okay, but we are NOT cutting my driving scene!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the gym.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "They know about the assless chaps, Captain."
Picard, over shoulder: "Helm, find us a star to fly toward real fast. We've got some babies to kill in their cribs ..."

Worf: "Why do they mock the Federation's nude jumping jack requirement?"
Everyone else, turning: "The what?"
Worf pauses, gets angry: "I'll be in Sickbay."

 

[Captain Crow]

Frakes: And I thought Shatner had a shity hair piece.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: No Mr. Data, that hairstyle does not make me look gay!

RIKER: But the scarf does.

 

[T'Boggan]

Picard; " Data, please explain..."

Data; ( thinking fast ) "Erm...Family Photo sir! that is my Auntie Jaypeg my Auntie Bitmap and Auntie Animatedgif."