Movie Caption Contest #87: Probing

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Status, Mister LaForge?"

GEORDI:"Okudagrams and screensavers functioning at optimal efficiency, sir. Beginng uploading of LOLtargs from the Klingon Homeworld...now."

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "For Christ's sake, people; I'm the chief engineer. Last movie you made me the pilot and now I'm the science officer!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "This is our important mission briefing from Admiral Janeway? I don't get it."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Sorry, sir!

The link promised classified Romulan ship deployments near the Neutral Zone!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

KIRK:"And the pink badge on her neck?"

McCOY:"She was sucking on a cherry cough drop and...well...let's just say she hasn't mastered the art of spitting."

Kirk: "Gentlemen, would you please give us a moment alone? I need to test that theory."

 

[Rat Boy]

If the Caeliar and the thalaron weapon couldn't stop the massive Borg invasion, Picard was confident sending him this would.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Riker: "Geordi; you're new screen-saver sucks."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "It is illogical to assume your rank automatically allows you 'dibs', Admiral."

De Kelley, thinking: "This may be boring and stupid, but at least it isn't giant goddamned rabbits."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "According to my direct observations, shown here on this graph, the frequency of intercourse in the Rikers' relationship has dropped dramatically after the wedding ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I forget. Are we blue or black?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KIRK:And the pink badge on her neck?

McCOY: Off switch

Spock: V'ger is truly an intelligent lifeform.
Kirk: I want one installed on all the women aboard. I don't care what it takes, Bones.

 

[Candlelight]

"I have my doubts Data, but please proceed with the upgrade"

"Data, please report to the nearest torpedo tube and check yourself out"
"Aye sir"

 

[Candlelight]

"Sir he's gaining on us!"
"Full axis rotation to port, fire all ventral phasers!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Look at that loser in front, he doesn't even have hair!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Deanna was a great lay, back when I had her. Now there was a girl who knew her way around a penis."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Iliabot: "Chiii!"

 

[Triskelion]

Are you sure that thing is on a separate frequency than the RC aviation club? I don't want her doing any more barrel rolls.

Data: Wow....Really, wow.
Picard: Hm.
Geordi: Huh.
Riker: Yeah.
Worf: What? I don't see anything.
Data: I just got the irony of me studying humor by watching Joe Piscopo doing Jerry Lewis and then pitching that to Whoopee Goldberg.

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Try here. Stop.
Riker: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Data: Now. You are looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Picard: What happened to then?
LaForge: We passed it.
Picard: When?
Riker: Just now. We're at now...

Worf: YOU WILL STOP QUOTING SPACEBALLS OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL WHERE YOU STAND!

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "The tetrion particle burst was localized by a blah blah blah ..."
Worf, out side of mouth: "Married Deanna, huh? How's my dick taste?"
Riker, out side of mouth: "Pretty good."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"This commander has the right attitude, gentlemen!

HE'S never going to give up or let anyone down. Nor should WE."