Movie Caption Contest #87: Probing

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"...and this?"

McCOY:"My guess is she just turned 30 and she's going to get liquidated."

 

[BriGuy]

McCoy: Typical. I encounter a probe and it's a tin can covered with spikes and antenna. Kirk gets the equivalent of a brain-dead prom date.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, rolling eyes: "I'm sure there is another place for your ejaculate to pool than there, Admiral."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Dammit, Jim.

Pull the lint outta your chest hair. This is first contact...not wakin' up at 8 in the mornin' with a Saurian brandy hangover."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Unknown, sir.

The sender of these images and this message claims he's a prince from the New Lagos Colony and needs our money to build an amazing business scheme."

 

[Mistral]

KIRK:"...and this?"

McCOY:"My guess is she just turned 30 and she's going to get liquidated."

Cheater! Already visited that!

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "The Klingons may be the interstellar Pong champions, Captain, but with Mr. Data's paddle modifications we can't lose."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Readings indicate her genital area is smooth, like a Barbi doll."
Kirk: "Then get an airlock ready. This worthless thing's taking a quick trip to vacuum-ville."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Aw, c'mon. It's been a few centuries: you figure they could come up with a Star Trek game that doesn't suck ass."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Picard: "Damn, another ion storm. Number One, we need to find a starbase now!"

Data: "Captain, I am unable to understand why the ion storms do not seem to affect the Klingons as they do us."

 

[jep]

Picard: "What the...??? Mr. Laforge, I'm fairly certain this isn't the Spice Channel.

Data: "Look on the bright side Captain, at least it's not that fucking Shamwow commercial."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Damn, another ion storm. Number One, we need to find a starbase now!"

Data: "Captain, I am unable to understand why the ion storms do not seem to affect the Klingons as they do us."

Boy, does that take me back.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "That was the worst porno ever."

Data: "This contest has been going on for several centuries."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "At the behest of the Vulcan High Command, I have tracked down the origin of the centuries-old 'Vulcans have split penises' rumor."

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: What do you think of Star Trek:Nemesis so far Mr. Caveman?
Caveman: It stinks!

Riker: They sure do make Mike and the Bots watch some really crappy movies don't they.

 

[jep]

Riker: "I'm sorry sir, it was either this or something called "syfy".

Picard: "Good call number one."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "This was commonly referred to as the 'We should leave something on for the cat to watch' channel."

Data: "My observations indicate that slogan also applies to Doctor Crusher."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Bones, I wonder if she knows the difference between a ham sandwich and a blow job..."

McCoy: "Damnit, Jim, I was about to ask her the same thing about a mint julip!"

Spock: "I could cut neutronium with my penis right now..."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Jim, this is a mechanism...! And now, before we proceed, all new crewmembers are required to do fifty nude jump--"
Kirk, tense: "Would you stop with that?"

 

[jep]

Worf: "Worst. Ending. EVAR!"