Movie Caption Contest #87: Probing

[NathanielM]

Jean Luc: What in blazes is this...

Data: I do believe it is something called the Trek Channel...

Picard: Call Wesley to the bridge!

Riker: Damn it wesley how many times have I told you not to login to outside computer boards!

Worf: I will punish him later on tonight.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"I was younger.

In debt to the Orion Syndicate.

I needed the money, dammit!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"This cooleddie74 fellow seemed to be far ahead of his time."

GEORDI:"In what sir? Making total strangers thousands of miles away cringe and vomit?"

DATA:"Dirty...Sanchez, Captain?!"

 

[jep]

Picard: "My God, it's full of Lars!!!"

 

[jep]

Riker: "Uh-oh..."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"A recording device, undoubtedly recording everything we say and do. Secondly, I do not believe it would be wise to stick your penis into it."

"Number One, I want you to send a priority communique to Starfleet Command. I want to know why the hell the Romulans get a bright blue Neutral Zone and we don't get shit."

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: She checks out Jim. Her mind is wiped, personality gone, she might be your soul mate.

Data: We will enter the Neutral Zone in 13 minutes.
Picard: Number One, take us to the Neutral Planet.
Worf: Sir, that could trigger a Beige alert!
Picard: It is our duty to learn what could force a man to turn Neutral.
Riker: Lust for gold?
Picard: Or have their hearts always been filled with Neutrality?

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: I'm sorry Captain, but we didn't get our votes logged in time.

 

[Mistral]

Jean Luc: What in blazes is this...

Data: I do believe it is something called the Trek Channel...

Picard: Call Wesley to the bridge!

Riker: Damn it wesley how many times have I told you not to login to outside computer boards!

Worf: I will punish him later on tonight.

Geordi: I'd like to help! Do you know how long it's going to take me to get this out of the system? The TrekBBS is a bitch of a worm! It's got layers upon layers. There's the Shatmandu trojan, the Cool Eddie virus, the Ratboy malware-this could take me all week! And the worst part is-it'll keep replicating until I root out the end of the caption contest!

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Sir, we are entering the Neutral Zone.
Picard: Take her out of gear, Geordi.

 

[jep]

Picard: "Is there something you'd like to share with us, Mr. Laforge?"

Laforge: "I don't want to talk about it, yo."

Worf: (Under his breath) "Can't touch this..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Did he just punch that Andorian with his buttocks?"

Picard: "So it was Earth all along?"
<Worf secretly wipes away a tear from his eye.>

 

[Rat Boy]

Monitor on the left: "You know, I'm showing naked pictures of Megan Fox, but too bad for you that Captain Baldy is blocking your view."

 

[jep]

Everyone:

"Eeeh, Macarena!!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:Uh,Geordi?

LAFORGE: Sorry sir. Wrong file.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I suppose it could be worse. They all could have teleported onto the bridge naked."

Worf: "Thanks; just when I got that image of Q out of my head."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I believe that Andorian got shat upon.

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: Hopefully we'll get first prize for this on Federation's Funniest Videos.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker: Hopefully we'll get first prize for this on Federation's Funniest Videos.

Worf begins planning a way to "accidentally" shoot Geordi in the crotch with a phaser.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "It took years, but I have determined that Geordi's reaction was caused by a lingering Blood Wine intestinal gas expulsion left in the turbolift."
<All turn to look at Worf.>
Worf, sheepish and angry: "Yeah, blame the Klingon ..."