Spock: Interfacing with the probe may be our only way to contact V'ger.
Kirk: Then I'll ask you gentlemen to step outside.
Spock: I was suggesting a mind-meld--
Kirk: OUT!
Movie Caption Contest #87: Probing
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Spock: Interfacing with the probe may be our only way to contact V'ger.
Kirk: Then I'll ask you gentlemen to step outside.
Spock: I was suggesting a mind-meld--
Kirk: OUT!
TNG's funniest home videos.
"Sir, I do not believe this is the porno we request from the ship's library. For one thing, they mention sand far to often. When I was banging Tasha Yar years ago I-"
"Fascinating Mr Data but perhaps you could deactivate your porno chip for now?"
Kirk: "So I see you're into bathrobes with big 70s collars.
How do you feel about... shoulder tabs?"
The Royal Austrailian Navy plots to destroy Austin, Texas. Unfortunatley, they are thwarted by their archnemesis, the White Stripes.
Data: "Captain, I am finding this video file to be a most uncomfortable viewing experience."
Picard: "Stop ruining it for the rest of us, Data."
Picard: Mr. Worf, you're loads are quite impressive. Rewind, Geordi. Let's watch it again.
Picard: "Data, for shit's sake, we are MEN, we don't wanna see crap like that"
Riker: "Permission to be excused sir? (whispering) Computer, transfer file cream_pie_alpha1 to my quarters"
Picard: "Hehehe, and this one is Beverley on the last day of our holiday in Risa - prior to her morning coffee- uh oh"
Crusher (off camera): "Captain I've got those results you- YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SHOW THOSE!"
The hall of shame, er fame! I can't help but be touched. I'm on medication for it but it doesn't seem to be working. On the other hand my 'condition' does help me come up with sideways captions. Anyway, once more unto the breach...
Kirk: "Once more unto the breach."
McCoy: "Funny, I'm not detecting any breach."
Spock: "There will be Doctor, there will be..."
McCoy: "What's with the funny voice?"
Spock: "Holdover, from last week's caption contest."
Picard: "Very good Mr LaForge, but perhaps now isn't the time for your Stevie Wonder impersonation."
Kirk: "Once more unto the breach."
McCoy: "Funny, I'm not detecting any breach."
Spock: "There will be Doctor, there will be..."
McCoy: "What's with the funny voice?"
Spock: "Holdover, from last week's caption contest."
Picard: "Very good Mr LaForge, but perhaps now isn't the time for your Stevie Wonder impersonation."
Kirk: "You think that pink thing on her neck is a hole of some kind?"
Iliaprobe: "I smoked a lot."
ILIAPROBE:"V'Ger instructed me to resemble a carbon unit and its biological functions. I released waste matter in your disposal unit."
KIRK:"That's my sonic shower!"
McCOY:"You owe me a hundred credits, Jim."
RIKER:"Any indications of Romulan ships closing on that sector?"
GEORDI:"Negative, Commander. But according to this scan, someone sank my damn battleship."
KIRK:"And the pink badge on her neck?"
McCOY:"She was sucking on a cherry cough drop and...well...let's just say she hasn't mastered the art of spitting."
Picard: Either that's the Neutral Zone or my colonoscopy results are showing polyps.
Kirk: Do something, McCoy. She's still flashing 12:00.
PICARD:"When does Kirby come out and eat the stars? What level is this, Mister LaForge?"
KIRK:"And this thing?"
McCOY:"WiFi link, Jim. This bitch is wound for sound."
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