Movie Caption Contest #87: Probing

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Do not forget to grab all the gold stars before you save the princess, Geordi."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Goddammit, Geordi, when you said you had something interesting to show us, I thought you meant you'd picked up a feed from the annual Risan/Orion mud wrestling competition."

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: We've got engineers and scientists all over the bloody place and none of them can figure out how to turn off the damn windshield wipers.

 

[jep]

LaForge: "I'm RICH!!!!"

Data: "Geordi, I do not believe this- "

Laforge: "Shut up Tin Man!!! You too baldie!!! I've always hated you all, and now I can get off this hell ride!!!"

Data: "- is real. It appears to be a variation of an ancient confidence game. A scam. A ripoff."

Geordi: "Whatutalkinbout Data?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: I believe the ship might be upside down?
Worf: No shit Sherlock!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Fascinating, it appears by the red light she has turned 30 and is to be terminated."

Kirk: "But I ... just made progress on it. HER. I meant her."

Spock: "Interesting, records show 32 years after the implementation of the device's is use, people were given a choice of where on their body to put it. Captain, the tricorder does not appear to detect yours."

Kirk: "Oh, I ... put it up Scotty's ass and reset it for 16 years later. What harm could it do?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Geordi, you know how every week, you call up to the bridge and say 'Captain, there's something down here that you have to see', and you never tell me what it is, so we all have to come down to engineering to look?"

Geordi: "Yes, sir?"

Picard: "Let's not do that anymore."

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Ensign Gary Coleman please explain what the hell all these useless graphics mean?

 

[Triskelion]

Entering Neutral Zone, Captain.
Yes I can see that Data. What I can't understand is how the Republicans lost here.