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Movie Caption Contest #34: Fixer-upper

Rat Boy

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You know, sometimes I intentionally pick pictures that is difficult to fool around with, especially after a big week like the one we had before. So I figured, what the heck can they do with Uhura and Chekov? This is why I judge these contests instead of winning them. Speaking of which:

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Chekov and Uhura finally found the Nuclear Wessel, sadly they were too late since with Bay Bridge Traffic it took 3 weeks to reach Alameda.


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"Admiral, I can spot the police man and the indian, but the construction worker and leather man is nowhere to be seen"
"Dammit Chekov, we have to bring them back... it's the only way we can communicate with the probe"


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Uhura, If I had known about de jagged wocks, I vould not have vorn de assless chaps.

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Riker:I thought you said it was only a three hour tour, sir.

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``I don't know, Number One. I just thought this would make me happy.''

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PICARD:"Ahhhhhhhh...smell that, Will.

The smell of the open sea."


RIKER:"Smells more like a hundred unwashed and soiled sailor asses mixed with buckets full of slop and waste if you ask me, sir."


(*Long pause*)

PICARD:"I knew I shouldn't have invited you along."


Two, count 'em two, Photoshop winners:

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Chekov: "Nyota, do you really tink dis is the right time for dis?"

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The only one really enjoying Picard's little maritime party was Chekov.

A special random winner for no reason:

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The only way the Voyager crew had fun in caption contests was by going to somebody else's caption contest.

Aaaaaaaaand the multipic caption winner:

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Riker: "Tharrr she blows!"


Now I know somebody's gonna go crazy with these next two. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll come up with the next Carl Spock...or at least another Very Friendly Uhura. Have at:

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Scotty: "Stupid Sulu! He canna drive stick!"

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Riker: "You see, Ensign? This is why you don't make the captain mad!"
 
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Scotty: "Och! Sulu needs to find a better place to wipe his boogers ..."



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It took a week for Picard to figure out the partygoers had "Upper-Decked" his ready-room toilet.
 
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Scotty: "My God, what's all this under Chekov's console? Oh shit, it's still sticky!"
 
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Stewart: Get Rick Berman on the phone and you tell him if Spiner's getting a damned story by credit, I'd better as hell be getting a fucking executive producer credit, or by god, his office will share the same fate as this bridge.
 
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"Borgas FRAT!!

I knew I shouldn't have made the new touchscreen panels Java-capable!"


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"DAMMIT!!!

I told the upholstery team...NO crushed velvet in the new ready room!!"
 
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"There's the bloody thing!"

From the famous deleted scene of Star Trek 5, where Scotty finds his finger.

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Picard knew putting details of his house party on subspace would attract a massive crowd.

But he didn't care.
 
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It was the last time the crew played the prank of deleting Earl Grey tea from the replicators database and replacing it with Orange Pekoe.
 
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Kirk: "Uh, Scotty, when I said we dropped a tranny last night, that isn't what I meant."
 
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The refit of the 1701-A would have taken half the time if Scotty hadn't have had to install Kirk's Nintendo Wii into the bridge systems.
 
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