Movie Caption Contest #34: Fixer-upper

[Shatmandu]

Scotty installed the Trucker's Tube for Kirk, against his better judgment.

 

[Outpost4]

I think I can guess what a Trucker's Tube is but I don't want to know for sure.

Scotty: And what in the blazes is this contraption doing under Mr. Sulu's seat?

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: I didn't order, "Tea, Earl Grey, COLD!"

 

[Rat Boy]

All that Scotch had to catch up with him sometime...

That's what he gets for going on a bender with David Hasselhoff.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "What in blazes are all these Burger King wrappers doing under here?"

 

[Triskelion]

Damn, looks like I canna fix it with a maglite or me nosehair trimmer. I've got to buy some real tools one day!

 

[chancellorjake]

Brand new ship and there are cum stains everywhere. Damn those SCE bathhouse parties!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bloody hell...

Starfleet R&D has to stop making industrial tools bigger than the equipment they're used on!!"

"I knew it.

WHO got into my stash of nitro glycerin when I was out? Come on, now."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit.

Chekov and Sulu have got to stop eatin' Cheetos and Top Ramen on duty...look at this borgas MESS!"

 

[cultcross]

"Evidently, he shall pass"

 

[Candlelight]

"I know this ship like the back of my hand"
"Sickbay to Mr Scott. Could you-"
"Wadaya mean laddie? I'm already in Sickbay."

 

[nil_jones]

Neither Sulu nor Scotty realized that one of the cloaking devices had failed..

 

[S'kai]

Scotty: I really cinna' understand Mr. Sulu sometimes. Why he would want a Sidewinder missile installed pointing at the captain's chair is totally b'yond me !

 

[Sector 7]

"Damn ye, MicroSoft and your 'upgrades'... three centuries and ye still can't keep Vista from crashin'!"

Following this incident Picard placed the Academy's Delta House fraternity on double secret probation and banned them from the Enterprise.

 

[chancellorjake]

Damn. Someone found me secret stash of Scotch. Must have been that Trill girl I saw sneaking around earlier.

Worf's temper tantrum decimated half of the bridge. Picard learned to never hide the Blood Wine from his XO, again.

 

[Triskelion]

"Upskirt cam is nearly in place captain."

 

[Candlelight]

After the shakedown cruise, Picard walked into his ready room and ordered Starfleet to remove all traces of Microsoft Vista.

 

[Rat Boy]

This was the last time Picard would use a Home & Starship channel crew to handle a refit.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Oh my god! Look at the state of my ready room!! There must be at least 3 days of dust on that table"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Borgas frat...

Why'd the bloody designers at San Francisco have to put the modem jacks
THIS damn low on the panel?!"