"Wait a minute....
My Precious Moments figurine with the soccer ball is one inch out of place and to its original right! WHAT happened and WHO did this?!"
Movie Caption Contest #34: Fixer-upper
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"Wait a minute....
My Precious Moments figurine with the soccer ball is one inch out of place and to its original right! WHAT happened and WHO did this?!"
"What's it like in there Captain?"
"Not as bad as on the bridge, number one. Can't remember if there were only two dead ensigns in here before, or three."
"This is the last time I hire unbonded foreign labor to fix up the bridge."
``Cap'n, I found what's causing all these problems -- it's a wisecracking cartoon wabbit living under the navigation console! Now I just have to get the wee varmint!''
``What the -- hey, guys, there's a whole other bridge on the other side of this door, and it's in perfect shape! How did that happen?''
(``Uh-oh! He's found his way out of the holodeck -- everyone, play dumb!'')
"I bloody knew it. Chekov and Sulu keep pluggin' up the exhaust fan of the astrogator with Chunky wrappers."
ENSIGN:"Don't go in there sir!
Ambassador Lwaxana Troi just finished with Commander Riker. It...it's not pretty."
"Bloody stupid AOL components."
Old Starfleet joke: Where do San Francisco Ship Yard contractors go when they get the job a third done?
Already did that joke, although I like the animation...
"Radio Shack parts guarantee my bloody ASS."
PICARD:"Would someone please tell me where the hell my Hello Kitty rug went?"
Picard: "What's a dead horse doing in my ready room?"
Following this incident Picard placed the Academy's Delta House fraternity on double secret probation and banned them from the Enterprise.
When the bloody hell is Starfleet going to design a sensor interface that doesn't attract these bloody things?
Well something jammed the plasma conduit and caused the explosion! Find it and neutralize it!
Before it threatens the fleet and irrevocably alters the balance of power in this sector!
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Kirk became worried when he saw he had been replaced by four kittens.
"I kept bloody telling the construction crews...
NO toilets on the bridge. Now I've gotta clean this borgas frat out every week.
What the hell does Sulu keep EATING?!"
"Ensign, send the following to Starfleet Command...Priority Code Two.
From Picard...Captain, USS Enterprise...fire contractors."
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