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Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

Rat Boy

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Another week's gone by and we saw the horror of fecal jokes, sexual innuendo, threw in a TOS Caption Contest running gag, and introduced some poor saps to the terrifying "2 Girls, 1 Cup." All in all, I'd call it a good week. First, the winners, including someone who swore he'd never caption a certain picture but did so anyway:

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What's really said is that for many Trekkies, this counts as porn.

Comic Book Guy: Wait! I think I see a boob!

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Kirk: Mr. Scott, what do you mean you accidentally routed the warp drive through the sonic shower system?

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Modern English: "I'll stop the world and melt with you..."

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Trying to get minorities on Trek took a back seat when the Lepper society showed up.

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They were warned not to pick at it...

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This is what happens when you download music illegally on Romulus.

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V'ger shows Spock the Director's Cut of "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier."

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Mini-me, two hundred years of climbing into peoples spacesuits.

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Hi...I'm Commander Spock...this is JACKASS...and this is the "V'Ger Mind Meld" !

Photoshop time:


And the multi-pic award:

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Spielberg rejected the new CGI "faces melting" effects for the remastered Raiders of the Lost Ark.


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Spielberg didn't like the effects lab second attempt any better.


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Spielberg: That's much closer to what I had in mind.


Congratulations to everyone. This week, we continue with a similar theme where it wouldn't be a Star Trek movie without someone getting whacked in spectacular fashion:

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Kirk: "Sorry, we got enough corpses up here. Send it back."

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Ru'afo didn't take kindly to the admiral calling his face lift bad.
 
Thanks for the win, Rat Boy. :)

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Scotty: I warned him not to light his farts.


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Who knew Joan Rivers could grow a beard?
 
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Maybe he could have gotten him to sickbay in time if he didn't have the compulsion to push EVERY DAMNED BUTTON on the turbolift.
 
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"Scotty! Take him to sickbay man! This is the bridge!"
"I have my priorities Captain. I had to swing by the mess for a snack first, then that curry took over so I went to me quarters. By the way, is that cute Deltan ensign here yet?"
"No"
"Blast!"

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John McCain is brought out of stasis to win back the White House for the Republicans in 2172.
 
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SCOTTY:"Poor lad forgot ye cannae put aluminum foil in the bloody microwave...the humanity!!!"

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"If you think THIS is something, just imagine what it can do for proctologists!"
 
Scotty With Corpse

McCoy: (offscreen) Bring out your dead. *clang* Bring out your dead *clang*

Scotty: Here's one

-or-

Scotty: What'd ye order a dead guy for?
 
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Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my... oops, this isn't sickbay. Sorry kid!"
 
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Scotty: "Laddie, if you make it through this, you're going on a diet."

Preston: "Or you could do some push-ups."

Scotty: "Shut up!"
 
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SCOTTY:"Poor Peter ate too many enchiladas in the mess hall...couldn't wait for the bloody turbolift to get to a deck with a functioning men's room!"
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The new method of facial rejuvination that leaves you and everyone else looking positively ZERBE-RIFFIC(tm)!
 
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Dr. 90210: Deleted scene 102 - Varicose vein removal accident.

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Dr 90210: Deleted scene 167 - Facelift procedure mishap.

*** All photographs are the sole property of E! Entertainment Television. Lawsuit by cosmetic surgery patients pending. ***
 
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SCOTTY: I dinna mean to... but <sob> he smelled so much like... bacon!



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Photoshop 101 class C-minus project.
 
Roasted Preston:

Scotty- "I told him what happens if he plays with himself, but he dinnea listen!"

Face pealed Admiral:

Admiral- "My mom told me if I wore boxer shorts, my thing would hang down to my knees. What a liar mom turned out to be!"
 
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