Movie Caption Contest # 30: Accidents Will Happen

Here, this should explain the reaction most people have:

 

From the viral video "Two Spocks, One Cup."

 

Just looked it up.

Fascinating...

 

Keep in mind that anything that shocks Joe isn't just shocking. It's appalling beyond your (or Joe's, even) sickest imagination.

 

On Soviet Romulus...

Leprosy gets YOU!

 

Hi...I'm Commander Spock...this is JACKASS...and this is the "V'Ger Mind Meld" !

 

Class-action suits against Romulan skin conditioner manufacturers were notoriously difficult to win.

 

"Damn...

The Captain and Doctor did warn me that the new Starfleet tanning booths were much more intense than the old model."

 

Scotty: Transporter Room to Bridge, some sort of Dark fore is beaming aboard!
Kirk: Damn! Sulu take us away from the American Idol Planet!



WHY DID WE HAVE TO BE IN THIS MOVIE?????


I AM NOT SPOCK!!!!!
(Electric Shock)
I AM SPOCK!!!!!!

 

Voice from off camera: "Dirty mouth?"

 

Modern English: "I'll stop the world and melt with you..."



Modern English: "You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time..."



Spock: Ahhh! Now I can't get that stupid 80's song outta my head!!

 

"I'll get you for this Voldermort!!"

 

Some days you eat the Reman worm...others the worm devours you.

 

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Now I wish I had thought of that one before the damn contest ended!