Movie Caption Contest # 30: Accidents Will Happen

[Rat Boy]

If you had McCoy as a dentist, you'd wear a helmet, too.

 

[Gertch]

Slipping a helmet on a snoring Spock allowed the crew to finally get some sleep.

 

[Starpaul20]

This is what happens when you download music illegally on Romulus.

 

[Skywalker]

"Watch the teeth, Leila!"

 

[Indysolo]

Commander Sonak takes the easy way out of having to wear that new uniform again!

Neil

 

[Broccoli]

"Hey, Sonak, we're the most exciting thing this movie will have for the next 4 hours!"
"Right on, homie!"

 

[Candlelight]

Everyone was amazed at how skillfully Rand managed to clear up Commander Sonak's acne.

 

[Candlelight]

"What the hell was Big Bird eating?!?"

"This should be an easy one Sam, all you gotta do is get on board the Enterprise and- oh boy..."

 

[Skywalker]

After Scotty told another of his infamous jokes, Sonak just went to pieces.

 

[chancellorjake]

The sonic showers on the redesigned Enterprise had a new Orgasm setting. Admiral Kirk needed to shower on a hourly basis.

The New York Philharmonic performance on Romulus went horribly wrong, when the orchestra accidentally played the "brown" note.

Mamma Mia. Here I go again. My, My. How can I resist ya?

 

[Shatmandu]

According to Scotty, putting the diseased rat droppings into Spock's spacesuit was only a temporary measure.

 

[Gertch]

The Romulans remade many of Earths old movies like Night of the Comet.

 

[Shatmandu]

V'ger: "Hey, what the fuck! I offer the guy infinite knowledge, and he falls asleep ..."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"What a world; what a world..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock tries some LDS.

 

[cooleddie74]

SONAK:"...and the worst part? I was two weeks away from completely paying off my new tricorder."

 

[cooleddie74]

In space, nobody can hear you come.

 

[Rat Boy]

The live-action, off-Broadway rendition of "2 Girls 1 Cup" wasn't a hit with the critics.

 

[Candlelight]

^ I still don't know what that refers to.

I'm not game to search for it at work however.

 

[Shatmandu]

^ I still don't know what that refers to.

I'm not game to search for it at work however.

Look for the wiki explanation. From home.

You won't get past the first paragraph, before you click away.

Joe, not easily shocked, but shocked