Movie Caption Contest # 30: Accidents Will Happen

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. Rat Boy

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    If you had McCoy as a dentist, you'd wear a helmet, too.
     
  2. Gertch

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    Slipping a helmet on a snoring Spock allowed the crew to finally get some sleep.
     
  3. Starpaul20

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    This is what happens when you download music illegally on Romulus.
     
  4. Skywalker

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    "Watch the teeth, Leila!"
     
  5. Indysolo

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    Commander Sonak takes the easy way out of having to wear that new uniform again!

    Neil
     
  6. Broccoli

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    "Hey, Sonak, we're the most exciting thing this movie will have for the next 4 hours!"
    "Right on, homie!"
     
  7. Candlelight

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    Everyone was amazed at how skillfully Rand managed to clear up Commander Sonak's acne.
     
  8. Candlelight

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    "What the hell was Big Bird eating?!?"

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    "This should be an easy one Sam, all you gotta do is get on board the Enterprise and- oh boy..."
     
  9. Skywalker

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    After Scotty told another of his infamous jokes, Sonak just went to pieces.
     
  10. chancellorjake

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    The sonic showers on the redesigned Enterprise had a new Orgasm setting. Admiral Kirk needed to shower on a hourly basis.

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    The New York Philharmonic performance on Romulus went horribly wrong, when the orchestra accidentally played the "brown" note.

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    Mamma Mia. Here I go again. My, My. How can I resist ya?
     
  11. Shatmandu

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    According to Scotty, putting the diseased rat droppings into Spock's spacesuit was only a temporary measure.
     
  12. Gertch

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    The Romulans remade many of Earths old movies like Night of the Comet.
     
  13. Shatmandu

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    V'ger: "Hey, what the fuck! I offer the guy infinite knowledge, and he falls asleep ..."
     
  14. EliyahuQeoni

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    "What a world; what a world..."
     
  15. Rat Boy

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    Spock tries some LDS.
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    SONAK:"...and the worst part? I was two weeks away from completely paying off my new tricorder."
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    In space, nobody can hear you come.
     
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  18. Rat Boy

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    The live-action, off-Broadway rendition of "2 Girls 1 Cup" wasn't a hit with the critics.
     
  19. Candlelight

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    ^ I still don't know what that refers to.

    I'm not game to search for it at work however.
     
  20. Shatmandu

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    Look for the wiki explanation. From home.

    You won't get past the first paragraph, before you click away.

    Joe, not easily shocked, but shocked