Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Mar 10, 2008.
"I only took a wee bite..."
Scotty" i warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave.
The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.
Kirk: I don't care what respect you think we should show him Scotty this could be a long mission and we have to survive... Fire up the grill boys!!!
Both of those had me laughing!
Scotty: I told the boy not to ask about borgus frat, but he dinna listen!
The typical reaction to Two Son'a, One Cup.
Make-Up Artist: "Now hold still, Nichelle ..."
Scotty: "I bloody hate this song."
Data: "Oops, sorry."
Scotty: "I warned them time and time again, don't perform oral sex on the Mother Horta."
Scotty: "He stayed at his post, when all the other trainees ran ..."
Kirk: "Fuckin' cut-and-run Democrats."
The best way to view Insurrection: while dead.
Scotty: "Refresh me memory; where do we stuff corpses around here?"
Scotty: "Here it is, Admiral. An acne-filled Native American. Hopefully the last blow-up doll you'll order."
Taylor: "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty Son'a!"
"Captain! I think he's been infected by a deadly and fast-acting virus! We need to quarantine the parts of the ship he's been to before he infects anymore- ah fuck it..."
Ensign Smores died at his post.
Yet another victim of an Engine Room still explosion.
Scotty: "Okay, I've carried him over the threshold but I am definitely NOT going to consummate this sham of a marriage."
Is it safe?
A scene from the new dentist documentary, An Inconvenient Tooth.
"The poor lad got too close to Witch Mountain, sir."
Even into the late 24th century, the mummified Joan Rivers kept trying new methods to look young.
Our renegade Starfleet officers are filled to the brim with rich, delicious raspberry jelly...try one today!(TM)
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