Seeing how I hate to do this first thing in the morning, I decided to do this in the late afternoon/evening, so off we go. First up, the winners: And the Photoshop awards: Congratulations to the winners. This week is a reminder that the final frontier can be a dangerous place, from transporter accidents to funky green glows that get you stoned, but not in the fun way. Plus, a bonus pick reminding us all to be careful what you touch, since you never know where it's been:
Lady: "Oh my God, that crazy old Southern doctor was right!" Acne, scourge of the Beta Quadrant. Worst. Pink Floyd concert. Ever.
Nimoy: Ahh...ahh...ahh... Robert Wise: Not in the spacesuit. Not in the spacesuit. Nimoy: CHOOO!!! Wise: Damn, that's gonna be hard to clean.
Unfortunately, Rick Berman and Stuart Baird didn't take a hint from Star Trek Nemesis' ill-fated first test screening that some reshoots or script tweakings might be needed.
If it weren't for the written part of the exam Chief O'Brien never would have graduated from transporter school. In space, no one can hear your prostate exam...
Transporter Chief: "Okay, there goes Paris Hilton. Is Brittany Spears ready?" Romulan: "But they said eating vegan was healthy!" V'Ger gives Spock a blowjob. -- or -- Lactose-intolerant Spock regretted downing the half gallon of milk before getting into his spacesuit.
Proving that too much of something is a bad thing, the Syphilis forum never approached the popularity of TrekBBS' Herpes forum.
Transporter Operator: "Enterprise...what we got back didn't last long...fortunately. Oh, and we're making you guys clean up the mess." Romulans had a similar reaction to "2 Girls 1 Cup." They tried to warn him, but Spock did it anyway. He watched Heidi Montag's music video.
Ambassador Spock, spent, offscreen: "You only bust a nut once every seven years and see how it smells."
***Shameless Plug*** In retrospect, Ambassador Thraketh was kind of glad he missed out on this particular meeting of the Senate.
What's really said is that for many Trekkies, this counts as porn. Comic Book Guy: Wait! I think I see a boob!
Kirk: "Spock, are you all right?" Spock: "I have a number two pencil shoved up my nose and Uhura's g-string shoved in my mouth. Of course I'm all right."
"Transporter room to bridge, dinner's almost ready" Trying to get minorities on Trek took a back seat when the Lepper society showed up. Out in the vastness of space, one thing bothered Spock - was that a reflection of a crewmember's arm and fist on his visor...?