Movie Caption Contest # 26: Table Manners

[Candlelight]

I see two pink lightsabers but no red saber. I WANT MY RED SABER!

 

[Rat Boy]

Frakes (thinking): Is this what's become of my career? Getting drunk after going to sci-fi conventions with Marina and that skinny kid from the Star Wars prequels?

 

[Candlelight]

Riker gave his opinion on Cochrane's performance.

"Quick! If we drink like them, we won't die when the glass breaks!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Gillian- Can I borrow that? I need to make a call. There was something off about the guys I left in charge of the Aquarium.

Cochrane- It was just two fish!!!! They got a million of 'em here!!! They'll never miss 'em!

Riker- Whales! You idiot! Two whales!!!! I think they MIGHT notice they're GONE!!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Vader: "Will, I ... am ... your father."
Riker: "Wow. Can we have an anbo-jitsu match, daddy?"
Vader: "Nah. I'd rather just cut your fuggin' head off."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker had heard of the "Troy McClure" fetish, but he wished he'd have never seen it.

 

[scottydog]

The last thing Cochrane expected to see when he walked in was Riker giving the Gorn a blow job.

 

[cooleddie74]

What postatomic landscape will YOU be living in when your explosive diarrhea returns?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Kirk to Spock. I need help.

Consult the ship's linguistic and historical databanks about the following: 'tipping'...and 'going Dutch.' And make it fast! Hurry! She's losing interest!"

 

[BriGuy]

Cochrane: We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

 

[SeerSGB]

Not all of the cast was happy when they were informed that the next movie was going to be "How Zephram Got his Groove Back"

Look Carol, I told you to stop calling....David...uh...oh sorry going through a tunnel...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Doctor...this contest is over. Stop thrashing around before you puke all over my good slacks."

"JANICE? Janice Lester?! How the hell did you get my number after all these years? Aren't you still confined to Crazytown at Benecia Colony for that shit you pulled on my old ship?!"