The fun didn't really start until Cochrane pulled out the ol' banjo.
Movie Caption Contest # 26: Table Manners
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The fun didn't really start until Cochrane pulled out the ol' banjo.
: "Idiot..."
Cochrane: <After letting a fart go:> WHEW Goddamn I think i left a load down there.
Riker <thinking> Oh maaan and we had to rescue this son of a bitch because why? Because Jean Luc Said so. Shieeeet!
Thought I would take a whack at these too... just for shits and giggles. All are too classic of moments.
"I said WHOSE YOUR DADDY TORG! I AM AREN'T I! SAY IT!"
Worf: "... The hills are alive, with the sound of Kliiingon!"
Picard: "Oh Shut up Worf you sound like Wesley when you are a smartass."
This is when a Klingon gets a Woody.
"I said WHOSE YOUR DADDY TORG! I AM AREN'T I! SAY IT!"
Worf: "... The hills are alive, with the sound of Kliiingon!"
Picard: "Oh Shut up Worf you sound like Wesley when you are a smartass."
This is when a Klingon gets a Woody.
cooleddie74 said:
Klingon Soldier: <Thinking> Oh shit... Did he fire five shots or six... Do I feel Lucky?
Kirk: Can you hear me now? GOOD! Call Veroizon and get on the network...
Gillian: <thinking> Aw Shit. This movie is gonna suck in the theater and they had to embed a Verizon Commercial just to make more money.
Riker and Cochran <singing together>:
Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.
*with apologies to the Surviving HEE HAW (1969) TV Show cast members if I botched this.
Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.
*with apologies to the Surviving HEE HAW (1969) TV Show cast members if I botched this.
Kirk: "Hang on, I got to take this...Hello?"
Cochrane: "Wasssssssssup?"
Kirk: "Wassssssssssup? Hold on, I've got another call. Hello?"
Kruge: "Wassssssssssssup?"
Cochrane: "Wasssssssssup?"
Kirk: "Wasssssssssup? Wait, another call. Hello?"
Worf: "Wassssssssssssup?"
Kruge: "Wasssssssssup?
Cochrane: "Wasssssssup?"
Kirk: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Cochrane: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Worf: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Kirk: "Aaaaaaaaaa! Oh, I'm sorry; where were we?"
Cochrane: So you're astronauts... on some kind of Star Trek? The next generation, back to help me make first contact with new civilizations so that you can boldly go where no one has gone before?
Kruge: Change the channel!
Worf: Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies captain! This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
Kruge: Change the channel!
Kirk: I got to take this... My business? Well, risk is my business. Risk management. There's nothing riskier than booking a hotel without the aid of Priceline.com.
Kruge: Change the channel! Make it cable, I want to see some quality HBO/Showtime TV!
Klingon: We don't have - AAARGH!
Kruge: Today is a good day to upgrade!
Friends don't let friends pilot warp ships drunk.
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"Whaddya mean 'my keys got locked on the bridge'? Dammit, Scotty, you're the engineer...YOU find a way to get them out of there so we can leave!"
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Darth Cochrane: Where's my lightsaber!
Darth Cochrane: Where's my lightsaber!
Dr. Taylor: I love Olive Garden.
Kirk: Olive Garden? OLIVE GARDEN!?!?! SCOTTY BEAM US OUTTA HERE!!!
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