Movie Caption Contest # 26: Table Manners

[cooleddie74]

"Scotty, I need to know NOW...do these people still tip or not?!?

My flabby ass is hanging on the line here!!!"

Commander Riker's final, unstained preconception about Zefram Cochrane disintegrated in a matter of seconds when the legendary warp inventor drank a fifth of Jack Daniels and proceeded to make wholly inappropriate sexual moves on what he called his 'Invisible She-Bitch.'

 

[rmkwebdesign]

Thanks for the win!!! My first! I'm so excited... LOL

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "And that, as they say, is that."
Director: "Cut. Gawd that line is awful. Give it to the chick."

They were sorry for sitting down-wind after the fourth time Cochrane broke his.

 

[chancellorjake]

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Cochrane: I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky. And I'll make a wish. Take a chance. Make a change. And breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun. But I won't forget all the ones that I love. I'll take a risk. Take a chance. Make a change. And breakaway.
Riker: What!?! It's not possible. Kelly Clarkson is history's greatest monster!
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Kirk: Only $3.99 for the first 10 minutes and then $2.00 for each additional minute!
My, that's quite a deal. You're certain that I be speaking with real lusty sluts.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Quickly, Mr. Spock, access the Federation database for late-20th century Earth profilactics."

 

[Nebusj]

``Scotty? Scotty, I can barely hear you over the rotten reception from this Klingon communicator.''
``You're talking into the phaser, you twit.''
`` ... In that case the reception is pretty good.''

Worldwide thermonuclear war, all the major nations destroyed, 600 million dead, cities still burning ten years later, and repeated bombardments from space, but at least guys can still get their pristine NASA Skylab mission patch hubcaps.

 

[Skywalker]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: "Testing, testing. Can you hear me?"
Gillian: "I'm sitting right across from you."
Kirk: "You're coming through loud and clear!"
Gillian: "Because I'm sitting right across from you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Uhura, consult memory banks: what is 20th century protocol after accidental extreme flatulence at a dinner setting?"

 

[BriGuy]

Cochrane: What? You don't like my dancing? Fine. Just wait until morning. The views are spectacular from up here. We have some of the most beautiful clouds. I love clouds.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Starfleet can't offer me another command fast enough."

 

[BriGuy]

Cochrane: Hot damn, Will. She finally passed out. You want first dibs or sloppy seconds? Giggity giggity goo!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Put me down for $500 on the Bears."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Remember that thing that crawled in Chekov's ear? I think I'm eating it."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Hello? Not now, I'm doing a movie. I said I was doing a movie. I'm staring right at Catherine Hicks. I'll call you back when we wrap."

Nimoy: "Son of a bitch..."

 

[Candlelight]

"Dammit Spock I don't know what they served me but it looks like 3 fingers pointing at me"

Cochrane could feel his testicles disappear inside him as the pink radiation from the jutebox reached that annoyingly dangerous level whenever he played Celene Dion.

 

[Rat Boy]

Even Captain Kirk needed an out call when on a blind date.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bones, check my medical records really quick...and remind me. Do lentils give me diarrhea or not? I need an answer fast."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Cochrane: Barkeep! One more Rufee Colada and we'll be all set!

 

[Tomalak]

Riker, Troi and Cochrane found to their cost that superglue should not be applied to the hands or forehead.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE- "...to boldly go, where no man has gone before."

TROI- "Oh, my God, he screwed it up again." (thunk)

RIKER- "To go boldly!!!!! Its not that hard!!! This line will go down in history and you can't get the grammar right?"