Data: There appears to be a blue box marked "police" heading for the crack in time.
Picard: Spoilers, Data. Spoilers.
Movie Caption Contest #142: Same Ship, Different Day
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Data: There appears to be a blue box marked "police" heading for the crack in time.
Picard: Spoilers, Data. Spoilers.
Turbo Lift Computer: "Level please."
Kirk: "I'm feeling lucky. Lets try... up."
Turbo Lift Computer: "But this is level-"
Kirk: "I'm hearing talking but no turboing."
Kirk hopes the oompah-loompahs aren't using the other elevator today.
offscreen: "Stop that man, he just skinned my leather sofa!"
Kirk: "Yup, still awesome."
Picard: "I want this crap out of here, and Cerebro installed by the end of the day."
Koenig: Okay, I'm here in Alameda for filming!
Officer: Mr. Koenig, a phone call from a Mr. Nimoy. They're actually filming that scene in 10 minutes in San Diego.
Kirk: Scotty keep things together until I get back.
Scotty: Aye, but I'll get an assistant just in case I get put into a Transporter Buffer for 75 years.
Picard: A total waste!
Data: Why Captain?
Picard: You put in all these huge screens but none of them are High Def!
KIRK (to himself): I'm taking over the Center seat.I'm sorry, Will... John, his name is John.
I'm taking over the Center seat. I'm sorry, John. Perfect. Another day, another Enterprise.
Picard was not amused to find Wesley had reprogrammed the Astrometrics display to show smilies for everything.
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"Mr. Data, is the star system mocking us?"
"All scans would indicate affirmative, sir"
"Trilithium missile, ready in 30 minutes"
"Aye, sir"
Picard: "Mr. Data, is that a Taco Bell I see over there?"
Data: "Yes, sir -- it is in Romulan space."
Picard: "Hum, I'm suddenly very hungry. Is there another within sensor range?"
Data: "None on long-range sensors."
Picard: "Well, Mr. Data, looks like we'll have to make a run for the border."
Data: "I do believe if we cross that line, we will be fucked. 'fucked' is the correct expression in this instance, is it not?"
Data: Captain, I have located the source of the unusual smells in this star system.
Seaman in background: Run, Samson! Delilah is waiting for you!
Seaman next to him: What the hell does that mean?
Seaman in background: I dunno. Something my grandma used to say.
ZE SIX MILLION ROUBLE NAWIGATOR!
SEAMAN 1: So why is he running again?
SEAMAN 2: Dunno, He was on some show back in the 60s. Got chased by fans back then or something.
SEAMAN: Thats Davy Jones?
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DATA: I am unable to detect any signs of "funny," Captain.
CHEKOV: I've got dibs on the deviled eggs and cole slaw!!!
DATA: I think we have just discovered the cause of the supernova of 2350, Captain.
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