Movie Caption Contest #142: Same Ship, Different Day

[cooleddie74]

RUN...DON'T WALK...FOR THE GREAT TASTE OF NAVY CHOW (TM)

Kirk had been holding that fart in for over an HOUR. At last...he had the privacy to peel the paint off the bulkheads.

DATA: According to the cartographic computer, Mario will emerge from Grid 12A over there and kick the turtle shell.

 

[T'Boggan]

" Ok men listn up...there a damn rusky on board and when we find him were going to nail his ass to the masthead"

Chekov " oooooh you motha f@*$er..."

"Going Doowwnnn ladies ?"

Picard " Data ...what is all that shit on our windscreen?"

Data " That... captain, is the Universe"

Picard "Take an away party and have it cleaned off at once'"

Data "....Sigh"

 

[cooleddie74]

It was bad enough he was stuck in the year 1986. And worse that he was trapped on an old U.S. Navy supercarrier.

But the insult to injury was the leather pants.

This thing go by a deck with a men's room?

I've got a targ head poking out that could choke a SEHLAT...

PICARD: I don't have the heart to tell the crew this room is just designed by Robert Preston to recruit starfighter aces for the war...

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: This whole "Ladies First" thing never turns out well.

Kirk: Scotty, keep things together till I get back.

Demora: Hull Breach Deck 5!

Scotty: Eh.... I always do?

Picard: Can you project its course?

Data: Nope, the console doesn't have any buttons.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Keep the plot somewhat implausible until I get back...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "No, no, Mr. Data -- the line should be yellow like the cycle; that's a continuity error."
Data: "Ain't that the truth."

 

[Epsilon-9]

Chekov: Gentlemen you wouldn’t vnow where the Woilet is?

 

[Maurice]

CHEKOV: Five thousand throats may be cut in vun night by a running man!
NAVAL OFFICER: Just shoot him.

KIRK: (humming) Love in an elevator. Living it up when we're going down.
RAND: Mmmumph!

PICARD: What do those solid red lines mean?
DATA: A warp no passing zone.

 

[Candlelight]

This is a screengrab from the final episode of The Dating Game.

After door #1 opened, the woman committed suicide, and so did half the audience.

Picard: "My God Data... the devastation... the planets... all those people... Soren is truly a madman..."
Data: "Sir, Dr Soren did none of this. This is Deanna Troi borrowing the Enterprise last Thursday to nip out for a loaf of bread"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: Dere's a Chinese spy on de wessel!!! A Chinese spy on de wessel!!!

OFFICER: Irony...thy name is Davy Jones.

KIRK: By the way, Captain... I think your new ship SUCKS.

PICARD: What does the red line indicate?

DATA: The plot skewing off-track and into a zone of complete and utter non-logic before the second act.