Chekov never, ever missed a topside performance of the Village People on the main flight deck.
Movie Caption Contest #142: Same Ship, Different Day
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Chekov never, ever missed a topside performance of the Village People on the main flight deck.
Data: "Captain, I just contacted the T'Lalirans. Apparently, we were to have changed direction 12 parsecs back, gone 3 light years, and then hung a right."
Picard: "Dammit! Google maps always fucks everything up."
KIRK: We're looking for some old guy. Chanko? Cherpov?
Chekov: "I've...been running around...for three hundred...wucking years."
"Mr Data, load the porn."
Data: Pismo Beach is not located in this system, sir.
Picard: Damn. I knew we should've made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Data, I have feeling this isn't alpha quadrant 1126 anymore?
Yes, it appears sir, there’s strange yellow brick road leading to quadrant 11123. The Oz zone, sir?
I ordered no interruptions!
My, lord sensors are picking up a strange life form standing right behind you!
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Getting free tickets to the IMAX Planets show sounded like a great deal.
At first.
Brown Leather and Sailors.
The new album from STAR TREK's Walter Koenig...coming in 2011.
Picard: "What's that big orange ball, Data?"
Data: "That's a star, sir."
Picard: "And those two round things?"
Data: "We call those planets, sir. Were you paying any attention at all back at the Academy?"
Picard: "I've often wondered why there is only one chair up here."
Data: "It is to discourage you from wasting time standing around up here, hanging over my shoulder, and gawking at the pretty pictures... Sir!"
PICARD:I think we found our double dutch champ.
CHEKOV: Double dutch was inwented by a little old lady in Minsk.
Oh, my god that was almost bound to happen!
"The line is incomplete sir, it should extend down here-"
"NO! This far and no further."
"Mr Riker warns me your dickhead chip is engaged and can't be removed."
"Yes sir, but it shouldn't affect today. Now, the Nexus is travelling along here and is due to hit your brother and nephew in six hours."
"FUCK YOU"
The full frame version reveals that Uhura was indeed in this movie. And had to be edited out to ensure the PG rating.
Now that is funny! - Status
