"A little old lady from Leningrad just busted into the ship's mess!!!
KIRK: Keep the movie together until I get back at the end.
PICARD: Is this is a two-player game, Commander?
DATA: Negative, sir.
PICARD: Dammit.
Movie Caption Contest #142: Same Ship, Different Day
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"A little old lady from Leningrad just busted into the ship's mess!!!
KIRK: Keep the movie together until I get back at the end.
PICARD: Is this is a two-player game, Commander?
DATA: Negative, sir.
PICARD: Dammit.
Data: "It appears we are on Galactic Highway 69, sir."
Picard: "Merde. We should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque."
Even on a U.S. Navy supercarrier, Walter Koenig couldn't get away from dork fanboys.
Unfortunately for Chekov, no one else saw the Mini Kirk he was chasing. An after effect, they assumed, of tasting Spock's secret "LDS" stash.
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CHEKOV: "All these years talking about how fun it was to be chased by large numbers of sailors, what was Suku thinking?"
Swish (thunk)
Shatner: "What happen?"
Director: "Ahhhhh Bill, there's a problem with the doors, just come onto the bridge and we'll fix it in post production."
Shatner: "I can't seem to get through."
Director: "We're burning film here, just turn sideways."
Shatner: "Uff, I don't seem to be able ... "
Director: "Nichelle can you push him from behind?"
Nichols: "No go, Bill just move so at least I can get out."
Shatner: "I'm stuck in-between the doors."
Nimoy: "Someone should get some pig lard and smear it on Bill."
Takei: "Bill's here so we already got some pig lard.
Shatner: "George, you can go fukk yourself."
Picard: "A hopeless expanse, devoid of thought and completely empty of people."
Data: "Yes sir"
Picard: "What are we seeing Mr. Data?"
Data: "The future of the Star Trek franchise Captain."
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David: "Saavik."
Saavik "Yes David."
David: "So, you wanta make out."
Saavik "I don't know. I just hooked up with Spock a few minutes ago."
David: "And you're like tired?"
Saavik "It's not that, it just that I haven't showered or brushed my teeth."
David: "We don't have to kiss you know."
Saavik "Gee, aren't you special."
David: "Sorry."
Saavik "No, I kind of do want to, with all these guns and I did just do Spock and I'm still really horny."
David: "Okay, so where?"
Saavik "There's a fluffy soft looking bush right behind me."
David: "We'll have to be, you know, quiet."
Saavik "I have a problem being quiet sometimes."
David: "I can stuff one of my sock in your ..."
Klingons: "We can all hear you ! ! !"
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Kirk: Some one get down to sickbay and arrest Dr. Soren...now!
Scotty: What....you're dead, you were in the deflector control...
Chekov:...blown into space...
Harriman: How....
Kirk: I'm just that fucking awesome assholes..that and the nexus is a time rift allowing me to go forward and back in time as needed...what, you'd think I'd just pop out 2 minutes before the end, get my ass punked by a guest-star and die? Fuck that, this is my franchise bitches.
Smilie star: "Hi! I'm Microsoft Bob. And this is my little friend, Sputnik! What star system can we help you find today?"
Picard: "God, I hate this kind of silly crap!"
PICARD: "Make it go boom again, Mr Data"
Volunteering to go to Vietnam...
What the HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!?!?
KIRK: Don't worry about me, Scotty.
I've been sucked or blown out of holes PLENTY of times. And done my own share of both.
PICARD: What are we looking at here, Data? Explain...
DATA: The most disappointing planetarium presentation in all of Starfleet, sir.
At the end of his lunch breaks, Koenig always seemed to miss the ride to get back to the Paramount soundstage.
Chekov: Why couldn't ve have gone back to a point after the collapse of the Soviet Union?!
Kirk: (Thinking to himself) His place is on the Bridge of his ship. Did I just say that? Such Bull, I hope this doesn't take and make First Officers start leading all the Away Teams...
Picard: Data, what would happen to the Ribbons Course if Soran Destroyed the Veridian Star itself?
Data: Nothing, it's too bad he forgot to carry the Y in his calculations.
Ver vill you bee vhen your diarrhea returns?
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Data: "Score! That's makes 2 for me, captain."
Picard: "Merde. Mr. Data, you ever feel it's wrong to play inter planetary pong with other worlds?"
Data: "I do not know sir. How many people are on Veridian III again?"
Picard: "Two hundred thirty million."
Data: "Nah."
Picard: "Indeed."
SCREW the draft!!!
I'm heading for Canada...maximum warp!!!
The bridge is yours, Captain Harriman.
Your wife's ass, however...that's mine.
PICARD: This would look a whole lot cooler and more interesting if you'd remembered to bring the special 3-D glasses with you, Commander.
Data: "Curious...This Cerebro computer is able to tap into a great wealth of information."
Kirk: ~bored sigh~ Another day, another upstart to kill so I can retain command of the Enterprise.
Chekov: What? They're letting the Captain Kirk met this Enterprise's captain?....shiiiiiiiiit...Jim don't do it!
PA Abrams: See if, I ever get to make a Star Trek movie, this is what my Enterprise is going to look like
Nimoy: Someone get this kid off the set.
PICARD: Don't forget to grab the last few gold coins and rescue the princess before you clear this level, Commander.
-- Takie showing up weaing a tank-top that said "Official Shore Leave" on the front and "Seamen Welcome" on that back didn't do it...
...It wasn't the commercial size can of KY...
...When the ship's sound system started blaring Takie singing 'In the navy', that's when the cast fled in terror.
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