Movie Caption Contest #142: Same Ship, Different Day

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: There appears to be a blue box marked "police" heading for the crack in time.
Picard: Spoilers, Data. Spoilers.

 

[Candlelight]

Turbo Lift Computer: "Level please."
Kirk: "I'm feeling lucky. Lets try... up."
Turbo Lift Computer: "But this is level-"
Kirk: "I'm hearing talking but no turboing."

 

[Londo]

Starfleet's new shuttle-pod left a lot to be desired in the way of protection, but the view was great.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk hopes the oompah-loompahs aren't using the other elevator today.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

offscreen: "Stop that man, he just skinned my leather sofa!"

Kirk: "Yup, still awesome."

Picard: "I want this crap out of here, and Cerebro installed by the end of the day."

 

[Rat Boy]

Getting caught was bad enough, but getting caught trying to drain a nuclear reactor while on a conventionally powered ship was even worse.

 

[LeadHead]

Koenig: Okay, I'm here in Alameda for filming!

Officer: Mr. Koenig, a phone call from a Mr. Nimoy. They're actually filming that scene in 10 minutes in San Diego.

Kirk: Scotty keep things together until I get back.

Scotty: Aye, but I'll get an assistant just in case I get put into a Transporter Buffer for 75 years.

Picard: A total waste!

Data: Why Captain?

Picard: You put in all these huge screens but none of them are High Def!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (to himself): I'm taking over the Center seat.I'm sorry, Will... John, his name is John.

I'm taking over the Center seat. I'm sorry, John. Perfect. Another day, another Enterprise.

 

[bullethead]

Picard was not amused to find Wesley had reprogrammed the Astrometrics display to show smilies for everything.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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"Mr. Data, is the star system mocking us?"

"All scans would indicate affirmative, sir"

"Trilithium missile, ready in 30 minutes"

"Aye, sir"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Mr. Data, is that a Taco Bell I see over there?"

Data: "Yes, sir -- it is in Romulan space."

Picard: "Hum, I'm suddenly very hungry. Is there another within sensor range?"

Data: "None on long-range sensors."

Picard: "Well, Mr. Data, looks like we'll have to make a run for the border."

Data: "I do believe if we cross that line, we will be fucked. 'fucked' is the correct expression in this instance, is it not?"

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Captain, I have located the source of the unusual smells in this star system.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Seaman in background: Run, Samson! Delilah is waiting for you!
Seaman next to him: What the hell does that mean?
Seaman in background: I dunno. Something my grandma used to say.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

ZE SIX MILLION ROUBLE NAWIGATOR!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEAMAN 1: So why is he running again?

SEAMAN 2: Dunno, He was on some show back in the 60s. Got chased by fans back then or something.

SEAMAN: Thats Davy Jones?

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "I tell one wucking seaman joke..."

 

[doubleohfive]

DATA: I am unable to detect any signs of "funny," Captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: I've got dibs on the deviled eggs and cole slaw!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I think we have just discovered the cause of the supernova of 2350, Captain.

 

[doubleohfive]

DATA: That.. was...?
PICARD: ...NOT. FUNNY.