Movie Caption Contest #132: Dressing Down, Dressing Up, Part 2

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?"

Kirk: "They're turning her into a float for the Thanksgiving Day Parade."

Uhura: "That's not so bad."

Kirk: "Yes, but it's Lady GaGa's float. I'm tempted to scuttle the Enterprise just to put it out of her misery."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?

KIRK: Replaced by the newer Excelsior model from ILM. Unless the fans complain.

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu: "Admiral, what's going to happen to-"

Kirk: "The Enterprise? She'll probably be torn apart by heartless engineers and reused as fodder for a building on some distant colony. I swear to you Sulu, I'm seriously thinking about protesting, or even stealing her"

Sulu: "Actually I was going to say your waistline. You're chugging those things back like your son died or something"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?"
Kirk: "Believe it or not, I talked Admiral Morrow into giving her to me, lock, stock and barrel! It wasn't cheap, though; starting tomorrow, Uhura, you're on the Admiral's staff...in more ways than one!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?"

Kirk: "She's getting the 'Cash for Clunkers' treatment. Starfleet's budget has been a little tight lately. I should know, seeing how I'm spending all their money on back child support. Wait, where was I going with this?"

 

[S'kai]

Uhura: "Sir, it took quite some doing to find your apartment. I guess you neglected to give us your address for the party."

Kirk: "Neglected my ass... How the hell did you three get past security?"
"

Uhura: It was easy. Mr. Bester did a couple of his little mind tricks.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?

KIRK: Depends on how bad the timeline is changed by some pissed-off bald Romulan carrying a giant spring-loaded can opener.

UHURA: On WHAT?!

CHEKOV: I tink de Admiral has started to get tanked on dat stuff!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: Now if you two will excuse me, Dr. Crusher and I are going to sneak behind that building over there and show you what REAL honeymoon sex should look like...

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Now, the Former Governor of Alaska wanted to come by and wish you well.

Riker: Uh, well...

Picard: Don't worry, we transported her to Russia and told her to watch the party from there.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: We done here, Will?

We need to get these tuxes back to Mister Garak's shop on Cardassia Prime. They're only rentals, after all...and the time's almost up.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Did everyone on the guest list show up?

Picard: Everyone except Lieutenant Lavelle, for some reason he thought this was all gonna be in Canada.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: I would have gotten you two a wedding present, Will...but...well, you know.

The Federation economy and all. The interest rate on replicator credits.

I'm sure you understand.

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: Actually, I invited you all here tonight to finally tell you I think you're all a bunch of assholes. I've hated every moment of serving with you. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna get drunk.

Picard: Really, Will, it is tradition for the captain to get to sleep with the bride on the wedding night.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I've gathered you here tonight because Spock's death wasn't an accident. It was...

MURDER!!!!

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Will, it is customary for the captain to sleep with the groom. Granted it was instituted by Admiral Necheyev but we still have to adhere to procedure."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: So, Deanna. When do we go all "Betazoid" in this ceremony?

CRUSHER: I've already taken off my pants.

 

[Mistral]

Patrick: "Johnny, I've just come back from the future-and you're gonna love it! Your directorial career will be going strong and I'm gonna win awards on the stage!"

Marina: "That's great! What about me?"

Patrick: "Oh, your tits will be plastered all over the Internet by fanboy geeks."

McFadden: "And me?"

Patrick; "Not even that. Sorry."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Now as is customary Wil, it's time for the Best Man to motorboat the Bride."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "So, Uhura, wanna get drunk n screw.....or don't you drink?"

Uhura: "You've been trying since Iowa, farmboy, give it a rest already."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "You know Wil, I must say I'm a little envious. I still well remember getting my first Command. shhhh. There really is no substitute for sitting in the big chair...or getting to wear the assless chaps."