Movie Caption Contest #132: Dressing Down, Dressing Up, Part 2

[Candlelight]

Picard: "You guuyz... yous a lot of nice.. I love you guys... I <hick> think you should do the thing now and take all your, take all your clothes off... it's just <buuuuuurrrrpppp> hehehehehe" *falls down*

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Negotiations with the Coneheadians are going well, Numbah One."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "After drinking this red matter, I'll have a black hole."

Uhura: "In your dreams, mister."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Yes, my grandmothers last name was "Rand", why do you ask?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Counselor Troi, it's naval tradition that the captain of a ship gets first crack at your ass on the wedding night.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Yes Will... Troi does give good head"

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"Good luck, Number One. Worf tells me it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, and compared to him you're hung like a Jawa."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: And Deanna, I'm sorry I tried to feel you up when we danced.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Oh and my nephew will be starting in a transporter room in Spacedock when you do. Be sure to be nice to him"

Uhura: "I will, but if he gives me any grief I'm shoving him in a closet"

Sulu (thinking): "And then I'll help him out again... *sigh*..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "AH -- a nice friendly hand on the shoulder and preparing to wish myself and Dianna a happy life and career?"

Picard: "Nope, threw my back out, number one."


OR

Picard: "Number one, is Beverly checking out my ass?"

Riker: "'ass', sir? We thought with all that jiggling and age, it was surely a hidden colosto--"
Troi: "Will..."
Riker: "Of course, captain."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner started to regret inviting all his American friends to watch Olympic hockey with him.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Sir, about Doctor McCoy, how is he?

Kirk: He's home, resting comfortably, pumped full of tranquilizers. He promised me he'd stay put. Also that he'd learn how to ride a bike, throw a fastball and do a Russian Accent.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Crusher (thinking): "He's such a dickhead."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nichols: "Why the fuck do do they have me with a bone around my neck????? Get costuming in here NOW!!!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Don't take this personally, sir...you know we ALL love and respect you...

But if this rave doesn't get any better in the next thirty minutes we're OUTTA HERE.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: The replimat was out of Ripple and Mad Dog. All they had left was a program for this Zima shit.

PICARD: So, Will...

Tell us...

How many times did you hit that last night?

RIKER: Counting the time you walked in naked and asked to watch?

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "...and that's how babies are made."

Riker: "That sounds kind of gross..."

Troi: "Oh, Will, its not so bad. I should know-I've been practicing for years."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Uhura and Sulu watch patiently for signs of success as Chekov begins "the famed Russian death glare" on Kirk. Should all go to plan, his head should explode.

Kirk (pausing): "Why is everyone looking at me?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I dunno about the rest of you...but my own human blood makes for one HELLUVA vodka chaser.

 

[cooleddie74]

PATRICK STEWART: You two can kiss my ass.

I might not have much...but at least I can go do X-MEN movies.