Movie Caption Contest #132: Dressing Down, Dressing Up, Part 2

[LeadHead]

This one's begging for some Futurama to be added to it...

KIRK: I've gathered you here tonight because Spock's death wasn't an accident. It was...

MURDER!!!!

Zoidberg: My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped and the next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15, when I discovered the body of Spock's dead, deceased corpse!

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "...so then I said, 'I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space'! Then, we went back to her place and shagged half a dozen times until she fell asleep from exhaustion"

Uhura: "Are you sure that's what happened? Are you sure it wasn't in fact... nothing?"

Picard: "I'M A FUCKING KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

This one's begging for some Futurama to be added to it...

KIRK: I've gathered you here tonight because Spock's death wasn't an accident. It was...

MURDER!!!!

Zoidberg: My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped and the next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15, when I discovered the body of Spock's dead, deceased corpse!

Sulu: "A lobster detective?"

Kirk: "Don't worry, he tells me he has degrees in muderology and murderonomy."

 

[Aragorn]

"I'm sorry, Jonathan, but X-Men requires a director with great vision and style -- like Brett Ratner."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: So I heard you two played "dock the pink starship" on the shuttle ride from the chapel to the reception.
Riker: Yes, sir. I even got to enter through the rear spacedoors.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: So remember, if you have trouble conceiving, there's another source.

Riker: Captain! How dare you!

Picard: What? You have an exact twin you moron!

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: So I heard you two played "dock the pink starship" on the shuttle ride from the chapel to the reception.
Riker: Yes, sir. I even got to enter through the rear spacedoors.

Crusher: "That brings back memories..."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: We done here for right now, Will?

Seriously...I've got to drop a deuce.

Been holding this thing in for the past two hours.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: As far as I'm concerned, Spock can rot on that planet.

Bastard left me nothing in his will but something called a "katra" and a coin collection. And I can't find this "katra" thing at ALL!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "It's Beverly's idea, but I think it's a good one! Just think about it, won't you? I mean, how many couples do you know who can say they had a foursome on their wedding night?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: If anyone asks, Will...WORF drunkenly knocked over the band's platform. AND ate all the caviar.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: "It's Beverly's idea, but I think it's a good one! Just think about it, won't you? I mean, how many couples do you know who can say they had a foursome on their wedding night?"

Riker:Well, I was married to a group of Andorians for about a month.

Troi: Wha...?

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk (thinking): "Three more of these and she's Halle Berry"

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: "It's Beverly's idea, but I think it's a good one! Just think about it, won't you? I mean, how many couples do you know who can say they had a foursome on their wedding night?"

Riker: Well, the last time I was married-

Troi: You were married before?!

Riker: Aw crap. Busted.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: Need me to break her in for you, Will?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Maybe if I drink enough of this nasty concoction you'll stop looking like Marla Gibbs and start looking like Marla Maples.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "My friends, as I look at us gathered here today, one thought comes to mind: It's a damn good thing we have to wear standard uniforms most of the time."

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Yes, Will, I passed on your message about the Viagra to Beverly and she says 'You're welcome. Any time.'"