Movie Caption Contest #132: Dressing Down, Dressing Up, Part 2
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CRUSHER: I warned him about the broccoli.
Rat Boy: "I can't get an answer. Starfleet is up to its brass in galactic conference. No one has time for those who only stand and wait".
Nichelle Nichols: "I can't stand this anymore"
George Takai: "Nichelle no-"
Nichelle Nichols: "HE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. Jim... I think it's time we told you. You're not James Kirk. You're not even William Shatner. Your real name is Rat Boy and you make up caption contests, and it's time to come home, Ratty."
Rat Boy: "Can I still sing Rocket-man?"
Shatner: So I said, if this movie flops, and the next one doesn't, they must get ME to direct the next one, just to dispell the myth that odd numbered movies bomb! I can taste the success!!....cheers....!!!
Everyone thinking: That's our careers fucked!!
Shatner : Um...I know you must be thinking that your careers are fucked. But your careers have been fucked for a long time. Long time.
Shatner: So I said, if this movie flops, and the next one doesn't, they must get ME to direct the next one, just to dispell the myth that odd numbered movies bomb! I can taste the success!!....cheers....!!!
Everyone thinking: That's our careers fucked!!
Shatner : Um...I know you must be thinking that your careers are fucked. But your careers have been fucked for a long time. Long time.
Shatner: I mean... what are the chances any of you will get work on future sci fi franchises..?
Shatner: So I said, if this movie flops, and the next one doesn't, they must get ME to direct the next one, just to dispell the myth that odd numbered movies bomb! I can taste the success!!....cheers....!!!
Everyone thinking: That's our careers fucked!!
Shatner : Um...I know you must be thinking that your careers are fucked. But your careers have been fucked for a long time. Long time.
Shatner: I mean... what are the chances any of you will get work on future sci fi franchises..?
Shatner: Plus, once I've proven my superior Directorial skills, I'm GUARANTEED a part or Cameo in any reboot movies in the future. Can't see any of you lot even getting a look-in. Cheers, losers!!
*DING*
Kirk: Ah, Mr. Scott. Pavel, be a peach and get that will you.
Uhura: Such a manly color...*snicker*...for a...*snicker*...man.
SULU: Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?
KIRK:Don't know. Don't give a rat's ass.
UHURA: SIR!! How can you even say that?!
CHEKOV: Agreed!! Vat has gotten into you?
KIRK: If you idiots leave me alone for a few more seconds, the rest of this liquor. Then I won't even give a rat's ass about YOU GUYS.
PICARD: Sure you don't want to change your mind, Will? She might still be young and attractive...NOW.
But give her a few more years and she'll look like her mother after exposure to severe delta radiation!
Sulu: "Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?"
Kirk: "Ground up and used in alcoholic beverages, like this one. In fact I think about about to down the last of the Yorktown. Down down down, down into my belly..."
SULU: Admiral...what's going to happen to the Enterprise?
KIRK:What do you and Chekov care?
Didn't the Federation Supreme Court just legalize gay marriage? It's not like the ship is going to be on your priorities lists anymore.
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