Kirk: "A toast! *ahem* Here's to you, here's to me....Fuck you, here's to me."
Uhura/Chekov/Sulu: *thinking* Asshole.
Movie Caption Contest #132: Dressing Down, Dressing Up, Part 2
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Kirk: "A toast! *ahem* Here's to you, here's to me....Fuck you, here's to me."
Uhura/Chekov/Sulu: *thinking* Asshole.
KIRK: Admiral Morrow won't let me go back aboard the Enterprise. Bastard thinks I'm gonna steal office supplies or something.
CHEKOV: To be fair, Admiral...dere VAS dat one incident vere you took twenty cases of pencils and staples home vit you.
PICARD: You might have Deanna, Will...a fine piece of ass to be sure!
But I get to tap THIS little redheaded firebrand over here and didn't have to get a bloody engagement ring to keep doing so!!
Uhura: "Sir, it took quite some doing to find your apartment. I guess you neglected to give us your address for the party."
Kirk: "Neglected my ass... How the hell did you three get past security?"
Picard: "And remember, Will. Plenty of lube. The last time I tapped that back door, I ended up needing some time with the dermal regenerator!"
Crusher: <blushes> "It's true!"
Picard: "I'm going into the mosh pit. Care to join me? That Rocket-man song is quite catchy, numbah one"
Picard: "Oh yeah, number one -- OH YEAAAHHH..."
Kirk: "And that, yoman Rand, is how I like it -- spread the word..."
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Kirk: "It tastes ... like chicken."
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Kirk: "It was ... fun."
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And it was then that George/Sulu started experiences new "feelings"...
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KIRK: Hey....Kool-Aid Man!
UHURA/SULU/CHEKOV: wtf?
PICARD: Although marriage is a worthy tradition, in the end, it's really all about the ass.
BEVERLY: You got that right, sweetums.
Picard: "...and if you whack it with a stick, bees come flying out of it!"
Picard: "Oh yeah, number one -- OH YEAAAHHH..."
Don't ask me why, but the other day I went and found the first time McCoy's Ass-Rubbing Clone appeared. It's as prolific as Grignak or Carl Spock.
Picard: "And note to the galley, Romulan Ale no longer to be served at bachelor parties."
Picard: "...and since Riker mistook me for a traffic cone on his bachelor party, we've been firm friends ever since"
Yeah -- I started the whole thing with a joke that just popped into my head in seconds. I still have the original picture too, which I WON for. :-)
I keep a Ass-Rubbing Clone handy in my Images For Thread Bombs folder. ;-)
Picard: "...and so Beverly asked me during dinner how many lumps I wanted in my coffee, 'One or two?', and I said four."
Riker: "But sir, isn't that a fifth lump on the top?"
Picard: "Oh, well that's where she clocked me when I came too moaning, 'Oh Vash, don't stop!', number one..."
I keep a Ass-Rubbing Clone handy in my Images For Thread Bombs folder. ;-)
Picard: "...and so Beverly asked me during dinner how many lumps I wanted in my coffee, 'One or two?', and I said four."
Riker: "But sir, isn't that a fifth lump on the top?"
Picard: "Oh, well that's where she clocked me when I came too moaning, 'Oh Vash, don't stop!', number one..."
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Kirk: Man, this party is such a sausage fest.
Uhura: A-HEM.
Kirk: Okay, sausage and rotten fish fest.
Kirk: Man, this party is such a sausage fest.
Uhura: A-HEM.
Kirk: Okay, sausage and rotten fish fest.
Kirk: "I'm sorry, Uhura. Even pokies can't get my mind off of Spock."
Kirk: "Sorry, but I didn't hire any hookers for the party tonight. When it comes to you guys, I can never remember who wants what!"
KIRK: Remind me to tell Dr. McCoy...
His recipe for old-style Super Blastberry Kool-Aid?
OUTSTANDING.
PICARD: Perhaps this isn't the best time to bring this up, Will...but...
Where's that naked holopic of your new wife you promised me about ten years ago?
UHURA: That concoction looks positively nasty.
KIRK: Meh. Still tastes better than your stank funbox.
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