Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

[Candlelight]

Sulu: "According to this, Star Trek Online already has a Captain Mason. Guess Rat Boy will have to change the name of his main character in his new fan fic series."

Valtane: "You fool, you know everyone choses Captains and Admirals and Commanders. Pick something different"

COMING SOON
STAR TREK: RAT BOY
Starring Janitor Mason.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Ok, I'll cancel the staff meeting!

 

[cooleddie74]

Sulu was happy ONLY because this gave him a chance to get back the forty credits Spock still owed him.

WILL: "Don't tell Captain Sisko I said so, but his head looks like a fanny...

Don't tell me you haven't noticed!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"He's BACK...

And he's BI !!!

Awesome!!!"

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Ship...out of danger?"

Kirk: "Yes Spock, you saved the ship...saved us all."

Spock: "Jim. Your name is Jim.

Kirk: "That's right."

Spock: "And the Ship. It's name is Enterprise.

Kirk: "Yes. You remember."

Spock: "As I recall, I gave my life to save that ship, I look forward to getting back aboard."

Kirk: "Um, yeah. About that."

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "I'm back... in this new life I've decided I won't bother visiting my father anymore. He's a such a pathetic moron with about as much intellectual capabiltiy as a pot plant..... he's right behind me isn't he?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "According to this, Star Trek Online already has a Captain Mason. Guess Rat Boy will have to change the name of his main character in his new fan fic series."

Valtane: "What do I care? I've been dead for seven years."

I think Captain Sha'T Mandu has a nice ring ...

Joe, lobbying

 

[Candlelight]

Bye everyone! See you next year!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "According to this, Rat Boy got a new computer and got screwed up logging into the TrekBBS because he forgot his log-in name was his Christmas themed name."

Valtane: "Been a bad couple days around here for him, hasn't it?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sulu: "According to this, Star Trek Online already has a Captain Mason. Guess Rat Boy will have to change the name of his main character in his new fan fic series."

Valtane: "What do I care? I've been dead for seven years."

Sulu: "Please tell me his first wasn't Matt."

 

[Shatmandu]

Valtane: "Sensors have picked up the faint image of an ugly old woman hanging around with Mr. Tuvok."

 

[Nerys Myk]

VALTANE: Its some guy named "Sparky". Say his unit is pinned down by the Krauts and he needs air support.

 

[T'Girl]

Sulu: "That young petty officer near the turbo-lift has a fine set of buttocks."

Vulture: **cough**

Sulu: "Ah yes, the fuel report."

Picard: "The back of your head reminds me of a distributer on a 1970's small block chevy."

Queen: "Oh Jean-Luc, take me, take me now."

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[John Picard]

"Captain Sulu, Shatmandu posted up this week's newest Caption Contest titled, Three Kirks, One Smirk."

Sulu: "Fire up Photoshop. We have work to do."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "That is quite a list stupid things she's blurted out. The next time something monumental happens again and she asks me if we should report it, I think I'll say, 'Are you kidding, bitch?'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Bye everyone! See you next year!

Have a nice holiday!

Okay, everyone: I plan on using the word 'anus' in a caption at least once every day until he comes back.

It'll be like a Christmas gift he got in the mail while out of town.

Joe, anus

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "According to this, Star Trek Online already has a Captain Mason. Guess Rat Boy will have to change the name of his main character in his new fan fic series."

Valtane: "What do I care? I've been dead for seven years."

Sulu: "Please tell me his first wasn't Matt."

Valtane: "It was Doug, but who's counting?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Valtane: "Readings indicate that if you weren't gay, we wouldn't've been stuck out here looking at gassy clouds all these years."

 

[Candlelight]

Bye everyone! See you next year!

Have a nice holiday!

Okay, everyone: I plan on using the word 'anus' in a caption at least once every day until he comes back.

It'll be like a Christmas gift he got in the mail while out of town.

Joe, anus

I can't wait.

Seriously, gone now.

 

[Shatmandu]

Bye everyone! See you next year!

Have a nice holiday!

Okay, everyone: I plan on using the word 'anus' in a caption at least once every day until he comes back.

It'll be like a Christmas gift he got in the mail while out of town.

Joe, anus

I can't wait.

Seriously, gone now.

HE PEEKED! ALL MY ANUS JOKES ARE GOING BACK TO WALMART.

Joe, returnee