Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

[John Picard]

Picard: "I *dee-mahnd* to know who restructured the forums.....SHOW YOURSELF!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Stop calling me "Pinhead"!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: You HAVE to admit, though...

THIS shot? It would make one HELL of an album cover.

Transporter Room Two!!

 

[cooleddie74]

VALTANE: This is the order form to send off for more ill-fitting black boots and red jumpsuits, sir.

Can I have you sign right...HERE?

 

[John Picard]

Valtane: "Here is a current status of the TrekBBS forums reorganization, sir."
Sulu: "Any word on a forum dedicated to a Captain Sulu series?"
Valtane: "The techs over there are still working on that, sir."

 

[cooleddie74]

VALTANE: As you can see from this uploaded update, sir, the new Forum updates and changes are confusing the HELL outta everyone involved. People can't post in TNZ...forum titles are being changed...and I think Admiral Cooleddie just regained his virginity!!

SULU:This is worse than ANY of us thought...RED ALERT!!!

Hail Starfleet Command!!!

 

[S'kai]

Captain Sulu: I'll take that one there. Thanks for bringing the furnishings catalog. This hexagonal tea table is SO 2200's.

 

[S'kai]

SPOCK: Man, thanks for coming, Jim. This planet is so goyim, they can't even print a Star of David right.

 

[cooleddie74]

Everyone was thrilled to see Spock FINALLY earn his blackbelt in Tae-Kwon-Do.

 

[cooleddie74]

LT. HAWK: Ummmm...guys?

We, uh...

REALLY need to say something to Starfleet after we get back about the size of the roaches on this ship.

 

[Isis]

While Lady Gaga tried to break into show business, she tried to make ends meet as a cocktail waitress.

 

[Rat Boy]

This thread needs some presents (as in pictures I didn't end up using in caption contests)!

Geordi: "Great; Troi dropped the transmission again."

Scotty: "Get tae! I dinna have too much egg nog!"

Terrell: "I can't believe it's only one more week until retirement!"

Harriman: "I can't believe it's my first day on the job!"

Robau: "I hope no one notices I parked in a handicap spot."

Picard: "Quickly, Captain! We only have a few minutes left!"

Kirk (wheezing): "You...you go on ahead...I'll...I'll stay back and...strategize for a while."

Shatner: "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!"

Myer: "Cut! Jesus Christ, it's one friggin' word, Bill!"

Kirk: "Now you absolutely sure you know how to drive stick?"

Merry Christmas!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi: "I think we got a..."
Ensign noname: "... Coolant leak, yes sir. You didn't get past day one in engineering school, did you?"

McCoy: "McCoy to sickbay, get the maternity pants to engineering, stat! Scotty had a go at eating all the turkey again"

Terrell: "It's just the pleather on this chair..."
Frrrrpppp!
Terrell: "... honest!"
Grandpa LaForge at engineering station: "We have a coolant leak!"
Chekov: "Clear the bridge!"

Demora: "Coming in range of the El Aurian tranports."
Tuvok's hick human cousin Ralph: "Um, should we get these borg looking news cameramen off the bridge, Captain? We don't want to freak the El Aurians out."
Harriman: "Leave them there till Tuesday, no one will notice."
Demora: "Tuesday? That doesn't even make sense."
Harriman: "It's a running gag, roll with it."

Robau: "Where's my lens flare? Where's my fucking lens flare! I can't work under these conditions! Philistines!"

Stewart: "You do this Bill, you'll never appear in a Star Trek movie again!"

Shatner: "This is passing the torch, remember? Like there will ever be another classic era movie again!"

Kirk: "Heeeerrrnnnnniaaaaaa!"

McCoy: "I warned you about burying yourself in the part!"

Spock: "I have been reading of this human subculture called... slash fic?"
Kirk: "Oh hell no!"

 

[Pauln6]

But Sir, if you keep blocking these transfers we'll have no women on the ship at all...

 

[Isis]

Shatner: "Len, this is Star Trek III, not Zoolander."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Janice? Is that you? My God, they told us you left the ship to attend Officer Training School!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ben Richards os "Hey Light bulb! Hey Christmas tree!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CREWWOMAN: Coolant leak? Riiight. Just lay off the burritos, 'kay?

MCCOY: Good God man! How many dead nephews do you have?

TERRELL: What a cush job. Scanning lifeless planets all day. What's the worst that could happen?

Harriman: Maybe signing up for a reality show was a bad idea.

ROBAU: Hmmmm, my arch-Nemesis. Chuck Norris

KIRK: Okay that was more than a bit of the old ultra-violence.

SHATNER: Line?

KIRK: Let's change it up. I'll pilot the ship and you'll get your ass kicked.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Newsman: "So why can't all this stuff be installed before Tuesday?"
Harriman: "Because tomorrow is Monday, and that's Commander Bueller's day off."

Picard: "Geez, this guy is beating us like a couple of rented mules! Why don't we just go back to an earlier point in time and throttle the bastard in his sleep?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Frowning Helm Officer (thinking): "Took me nine years to make Chief Helm Officer. Little Miss Cupcake over there's been out of the Academy for six months and she's already Chief Navigator. Who's your daddy, bitch?"