Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "According to this, there's four colly-birds, three french hens, two turtle doves..."

Rest of the crew: "...And a partridge in a pear tree!"

Sulu: "Schmucks."

Geordi: "Dammit, I told Troi and Crusher not to run their hair dryers at the same time!"

Scotty: "Admiral, I have to take the mains off the line. It's egg nog...!"

Terrell (thinking): I can't keep this fart back any longer!

Harriman: "All right everybody, we're off to beyond the Goruami Sector!"

Sulu (thinking): Asshole. They're only sending us out there because there's no one out there Mr. Tuesday can get killed.

Robau: "You know, that thing really did resemble a giant sphincter."

Kirk: "You know, maybe you should have imagined us some guns?"

It took a while, but Nimoy finally got Shatner back for the whole bike thing.

Spock: "That's impossible, even for a computer!"

Kirk: "It's not impossible! I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home and they were no bigger than two meters."

 

[S'kai]

Robau: "Where's my lens flare? Where's my fucking lens flare! I can't work under these conditions! Philistines!"

Director of Photography: Howzzat?! Better?

Robau: Better.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Robau: "Where's my lens flare? Where's my fucking lens flare! I can't work under these conditions! Philistines!"

Director of Photography: Howzzat?! Better?

Robau: Better.

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "That's impossible, even for a computer!"

Kirk: "It's not impossible! I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home and they were no bigger than two meters."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Weren't you taller than me?"
Spock: "Weren't you shorter than everyone?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: You had me at hello.

Khan: DON'T SAY THE WEENIE WORD! NO! NO! NO!

Picard, singing: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Terrell, thinking: I should have used some Preparation-H before I started my shift. These hemorrhoids are killing me.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Merde! They've anticipated our plan to neutralize their forcefield and replaced their field with a chain link fence. Diabolical bastards!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Spock...my feelings...are hurt...that you're wearing...that fashion...faux pas...instead of...the snuggie...I gave you...yesterday."

 

[Isis]

Unbeknownst to most of the world, Madonna had gotten the inspiration for her bustiers straight from one Khan Noonian Singh.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Takei: (to himself)"Hmmm yummy"

Riker: "No this is the Rocker not the Spocker Got it?"
Worf: "Got It!"

Nimoy: "George was rubbing my tit"
Shatner: "Get the fuck out?"

Guy on Right Thinking " This sure beats working with Carusso"

 

[Rat Boy]

Old guy in back (thinking): I must have really fucked up my career if my new commanding officer is old enough to be my grandson.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Okay, we're choosing teams for Kickball. Who wants to be on Spocks Te- Aw, Crap.

Riker: Ha! I think you got the wrong uniform on Worf. Oh, he is in the Command Branch now? My career really does suck!