I'm so done with porn movies.

[Robert Maxwell]

Tell me, how can I explain this to future girlfriend of mine? She could call me disgusting pig for watching porn. So in order for me to do that, I have to sacrifice them. Good for me, good for my family as well.

There are those of us who would suggest that anyone who would call you disgusting for satisfying a perfectly natural biological need isn't really worth bothering with.

Pornography isn't going to destroy your life.

I'm talking about marriage.

Porn won't destroy your marriage, either, unless you'd rather watch porn than fuck your wife--and I gotta tell ya, that wouldn't be the porn's fault.

 

[SeerSGB]

Tell me, how can I explain this to future girlfriend of mine? She could call me disgusting pig for watching porn. So in order for me to do that, I have to sacrifice them. Good for me, good for my family as well.

There are those of us who would suggest that anyone who would call you disgusting for satisfying a perfectly natural biological need isn't really worth bothering with.

Pornography isn't going to destroy your life.

I'm talking about marriage.

It can actually HELP in a marriage. You just have to sit down and talk to your partner and see what he/she thinks. Some women actually enjoy porn as much (or more) than some men do.

I speak from experience: I used to not give two hangs about porn (couldn't see the point beyond it is what it is), but I've since changed my POV, largely do to my wife.

 

[Australis]

What's that policy the armed services has?... ah yes, don't ask, don't tell.

 

[Hermiod]

I'm talking about marriage.

First of all, you said "future girlfriend" as if she was some sort of hypothetical being. Unless this is some sort of arranged marriage or you're heading to Vegas this weekend, I suppose.

Second, if you're marrying or already married to someone who disapproves of your pornography or just pornography in general then you have a significantly larger problem.

TheGallifreyanSith and Robert Maxwell are right here. In a perfect world, you and your "wife" would have want sex equally.

And don't suggest that women don't like porn because that's nonsense.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

There are those of us who would suggest that anyone who would call you disgusting for satisfying a perfectly natural biological need isn't really worth bothering with.

Pornography isn't going to destroy your life.

I'm talking about marriage.

It can actually HELP in a marriage. You just have to sit down and talk to your partner and see what he/she thinks. Some women actually enjoy porn as much (or more) than some me do.

Yep. Girls don't seem to be like guys. Guys like to watch porn alone. Girls like to watch it together.

Generally speaking, I mean.

 

[1001001]

Tell me, how can I explain this to future girlfriend of mine? She could call me disgusting pig for watching porn. So in order for me to do that, I have to sacrifice them. Good for me, good for my family as well.

I doubt the fact that men like to look at naked women is going to shock many people.

As for viewing porn at 10 years old, yeah that doesn't sound good.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Tell me, how can I explain this to future girlfriend of mine? She could call me disgusting pig for watching porn. So in order for me to do that, I have to sacrifice them. Good for me, good for my family as well.

I doubt the fact that men like to look at naked women is going to shock many people.

As for viewing porn at 10 years old, yeah that doesn't sound good.

I don't know, I did it, and I turned out... well... I turned out.

 

[Hermiod]

I doubt the fact that men like to look at naked women is going to shock many people.

I am, again, reminded of the Eat of the Beef quote from Buffy's Xander.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Yeah, are we taking supposed to be taking Supreme Admiral's posts seriously now? Because I didn't get the memo.

We're taking porn seriously. People worked hard on it.

Well, that's something we can all get behind in a completely non-double entendre way.

Pardon me, apparently I had a stroke (no, not that kind, Shameless) in the middle of my post there. "Are we taking supposed to be taking."

 

[Supreme Admiral]

I'm talking about marriage.

First of all, you said "future girlfriend" as if she was some sort of hypothetical being. Unless this is some sort of arranged marriage or you're heading to Vegas this weekend, I suppose.

Second, if you're marrying or already married to someone who disapproves of your pornography or just pornography in general then you have a significantly larger problem.

TheGallifreyanSith and Robert Maxwell are right here. In a perfect world, you and your "wife" would have want sex equally.

And don't suggest that women don't like porn because that's nonsense.

Already found my future girlfriend right here in very heart of North Carolina. She is working at ANDY'S. I'm telling you, she is very beautiful.

 

[Mike Farley]

Yeah, are we taking supposed to be taking Supreme Admiral's posts seriously now? Because I didn't get the memo.

We're taking porn seriously. People worked hard on it.

People worked hard during it.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I'm talking about marriage.

First of all, you said "future girlfriend" as if she was some sort of hypothetical being. Unless this is some sort of arranged marriage or you're heading to Vegas this weekend, I suppose.

Second, if you're marrying or already married to someone who disapproves of your pornography or just pornography in general then you have a significantly larger problem.

TheGallifreyanSith and Robert Maxwell are right here. In a perfect world, you and your "wife" would have want sex equally.

And don't suggest that women don't like porn because that's nonsense.

Already found my future girlfriend right here in very heart of North Carolina. She is working at ANDY'S. I'm telling you, she is very beautiful.

Well, I hope you've actually spoken to her and have tried to get to know her a little. Otherwise, it's not gonna work out so well.

 

[Hermiod]

Already found my future girlfriend right here in very heart of North Carolina. She is working at ANDY'S. I'm telling you, she is very beautiful.

Okay, and I'm already regretting this, but does she know that she's your future girlfriend ?

I'm fairly certain, and I may be mistaken here due to my own lack of experience in such matters, that you can't just walk up to a woman and say "You're my wife now". I am fully willing to admit that The League of Gentlemen may have lied to me.

 

[SeerSGB]

Yeah, are we taking supposed to be taking Supreme Admiral's posts seriously now? Because I didn't get the memo.

We're taking porn seriously. People worked hard on it.

People worked hard during it.

Q: Why is working in porn like working retail?
A: Cause you get fucked over all day long in both.

First of all, you said "future girlfriend" as if she was some sort of hypothetical being. Unless this is some sort of arranged marriage or you're heading to Vegas this weekend, I suppose.

Second, if you're marrying or already married to someone who disapproves of your pornography or just pornography in general then you have a significantly larger problem.

TheGallifreyanSith and Robert Maxwell are right here. In a perfect world, you and your "wife" would have want sex equally.

And don't suggest that women don't like porn because that's nonsense.

Already found my future girlfriend right here in very heart of North Carolina. She is working at ANDY'S. I'm telling you, she is very beautiful.

Well, I hope you've actually spoken to her and have tried to get to know her a little. Otherwise, it's not gonna work out so well.

Hell of a conversation starter: So, yeah..uh hi...so tell me, do you like girl on girl on dude, or dude on girl on donkey?

Seriously though: He might be surprised, she could be as big a porn hound as he is.

I'm talking about marriage.

First of all, you said "future girlfriend" as if she was some sort of hypothetical being. Unless this is some sort of arranged marriage or you're heading to Vegas this weekend, I suppose.

Second, if you're marrying or already married to someone who disapproves of your pornography or just pornography in general then you have a significantly larger problem.

TheGallifreyanSith and Robert Maxwell are right here. In a perfect world, you and your "wife" would have want sex equally.

And don't suggest that women don't like porn because that's nonsense.

Already found my future girlfriend right here in very heart of North Carolina. She is working at ANDY'S. I'm telling you, she is very beautiful.

Looks only go so far. And if you go changing yourself for anyone, you're going to be a very uphappy person.

 

[Shazam!]

I could never watch porn with a girlfriend, especially not after last time when she said "Now that's a cock!"

 

[Supreme Admiral]

Well, I hope you've actually spoken to her and have tried to get to know her a little. Otherwise, it's not gonna work out so well.

I spoken to her more often. We are getting know one another very well. Do not mistake this.

Okay, and I'm already regretting this, but does she know that she's your future girlfriend ?

I'm fairly certain, and I may be mistaken here due to my own lack of experience in such matters, that you can't just walk up to a woman and say "You're my wife now". I am fully willing to admit that The League of Gentlemen may have lied to me.

Because she saw me when I entered the building earlier this year, that got her heart beating so fast. She waived her hand at me a lot.

Supposedly, she knew that I may be her new boyfriend in the future. Ah, she has supporting me to complete this journey to get cochlear implants. I have to broke her heart to learning that I will not getting one this year, but next year perhaps.

 

[SeerSGB]

Why am I thinking that this will not end well?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Well, I hope you've actually spoken to her and have tried to get to know her a little. Otherwise, it's not gonna work out so well.

I spoken to her more often. We are getting know one another very well. Do not mistake this.

Okay, and I'm already regretting this, but does she know that she's your future girlfriend ?

I'm fairly certain, and I may be mistaken here due to my own lack of experience in such matters, that you can't just walk up to a woman and say "You're my wife now". I am fully willing to admit that The League of Gentlemen may have lied to me.

Because she saw me when I entered the building earlier this year, that got her heart beating so fast. She waived her hand at me a lot.

Supposedly, she knew that I may be her new boyfriend in the future. Ah, she has supporting me to complete this journey to get cochlear implants. I have to broke her heart to learning that I will not getting one this year, but next year perhaps.

If you start banging her now, it'll be so much better once you get the implants and can actually hear her.

 

[Supreme Admiral]

Well, I hope you've actually spoken to her and have tried to get to know her a little. Otherwise, it's not gonna work out so well.

I spoken to her more often. We are getting know one another very well. Do not mistake this.

Okay, and I'm already regretting this, but does she know that she's your future girlfriend ?

I'm fairly certain, and I may be mistaken here due to my own lack of experience in such matters, that you can't just walk up to a woman and say "You're my wife now". I am fully willing to admit that The League of Gentlemen may have lied to me.

Because she saw me when I entered the building earlier this year, that got her heart beating so fast. She waived her hand at me a lot.

Supposedly, she knew that I may be her new boyfriend in the future. Ah, she has supporting me to complete this journey to get cochlear implants. I have to broke her heart to learning that I will not getting one this year, but next year perhaps.

If you start banging her now, it'll be so much better once you get the implants and can actually hear her.

Don't worry. I'm going to fuck her that GOOD!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I spoken to her more often. We are getting know one another very well. Do not mistake this.



Because she saw me when I entered the building earlier this year, that got her heart beating so fast. She waived her hand at me a lot.

Supposedly, she knew that I may be her new boyfriend in the future. Ah, she has supporting me to complete this journey to get cochlear implants. I have to broke her heart to learning that I will not getting one this year, but next year perhaps.

If you start banging her now, it'll be so much better once you get the implants and can actually hear her.

Don't worry. I'm going to fuck her that GOOD!

Hopefully, the pornos have taught you well.

Just keep in mind the things porn lies about and you'll be fine.