I had a dream that Chakotay cooked an Egg on the EMHs head...

[WraithDukat]

He altered the EMHs program to have a really hot head, then cooked an egg on it.

Odd...

 

[cosmic mouse]

Hmmmm... maybe the EMH should hook up with this guy:

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Between the two of them they could open a restaurant.

 

[WarpTenLizard]

I once dreamed Jack Black and I were crewmen aboard Voyager. I survived, Crewman Black did not. (Dead serious.)

 

[Catarina]

Not as odd as my dream. Okay, maybe. But I will share.

Picture the set dark, foreboding. The episode with the war ship, Voyager. Janeway enters the bridge suspicious. Untrusting of her own crew. At her chair, she turns and sits down but briefly stands utters a raspy Russian accent she speaks, "which one of you mother (explicit )'s farted in my chair?"
To which AU Kim reveals, "It was Tuvok, ma'am! He was on the night shift."
She turns and promptly shoots Kim. She doesn't like a tattler and wanted an excuse to shoot him. (Russian accent) " Of course it was. Why do you think he wasn't my first officer? He would bore me with poetry and I would need vents near my seat just to deal with all that nebulae gas of his."

I should mention I binge watched Orange is the New Black the night before. I also fell asleep to a convention video on YouTube that had Robbie and Garrett as the panelists and I must have subconsciously been transforming all the fart jokes into my own dream. Hahahaha

 

[Refuge]

Not as odd as my dream. Okay, maybe. But I will share.

Picture the set dark, foreboding. The episode with the war ship, Voyager. Janeway enters the bridge suspicious. Untrusting of her own crew. At her chair, she turns and sits down but briefly stands utters a raspy Russian accent she speaks, "which one of you mother (explicit )'s farted in my chair?"
To which AU Kim reveals, "It was Tuvok, ma'am! He was on the night shift."
She turns and promptly shoots Kim. She doesn't like a tattler and wanted an excuse to shoot him. (Russian accent) " Of course it was. Why do you think he wasn't my first officer? He would bore me with poetry and I would need vents near my seat just to deal with all that nebulae gas of his."

I should mention I binge watched Orange is the New Black the night before. I also fell asleep to a convention video on YouTube that had Robbie and Garrett as the panelists and I must have subconsciously been transforming all the fart jokes into my own dream. Hahahaha

That's so funny! ( )