Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

[cooleddie74]

A Mexican guy once told me I looked good.

That kind of alien encounter? 'Cause it was strange. And the guy was so short he could have come from another planet.

 

[Kemaiku]

I shall bask in my garment of death and look fabulous as I do so.

 

[Amaris]

A Mexican guy once told me I looked good.

That kind of alien encounter? 'Cause it was strange. And the guy was so short he could have come from another planet.

I know that type of encounter. It's always a "he was Mars, I was from penis" kind of situation.

 

[Balrog]

^It's that one-eyed purple reference all over again...

 

[Gov Kodos]

Peeps, an alien plot to poison the food supply?

 

[cooleddie74]

Peeps aren't so much a food as they are a marshmallowy substance invented by the Pentagon as a barrier that can withstand a direct blast from a large munition. The only thing that can destroy a Peep is putting one in a microwave...and even then they only get bigger and scarier before they die.

 

[Ghost Bones]

Anyway, if I may bang the gavel,

Please leave your sexual proclivities out of this thread.

I have. Nowhere have I mentioned an orange, a noose, and a three-legged stool.

does anyone have any genuine alleged alien encounters?

I met an alleged alien, once. Genuine.

Are you sure it wasn't your mother and you mean "Allen"?

 

[Amaris]

I have. Nowhere have I mentioned an orange, a noose, and a three-legged stool.

If your stool has three legs, you should insist the aliens stop probing you there, because bad things are happening.

I met an alleged alien, once. Genuine.

Are you sure it wasn't your mother and you mean "Allen"?

I am most certain. This alien often spoke of three legged stools. Perhaps you know him.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I have never met any aliens. Honest.

Foolish humans.

 

[cooleddie74]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7sBTHtcLU[/yt]

 

[The Dominion]

Peeps, an alien plot to poison the food supply?

Peeps kill aliens. The government synthesized them from DNA extracted from the Roswell travelers as a means of ensuring the downfall of any future invasion forces. In an alien holocaust, the army will bait traps with Peeps to poison the alien shock troops beforehand.

 

[Gothowitz]

Peeps aren't so much a food as they are a marshmallowy substance invented by the Pentagon as a barrier that can withstand a direct blast from a large munition.

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/products/valentines-day

 

[cooleddie74]

^
The music is kinda cute and catchy.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Or listen to Bo Peep Bo Peep by T-Ara [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfARnGCpBSM&feature=fvsr[/yt]

 

[sidious618]

I don't know, she sounds like an awesome type of crazy to me.

Kinda "Ice pick in the eye after sex" crazy more like.

Just makes it kinkier, man!

 

[cooleddie74]

I don't know, she sounds like an awesome type of crazy to me.

Kinda "Ice pick in the eye after sex" crazy more like.

Just makes it kinkier, man!

Dunno. I'm as kinky as they come sometimes and "ice pick in the eye" kind of makes my willy shrivel up into my body cavity and hide behind my spleen. If a girl's that crazy she can sit home on a Friday night with her pocket rocket.

Fewer orifices will be mangled that way.

 

[Amaris]

Kinda "Ice pick in the eye after sex" crazy more like.

Just makes it kinkier, man!

Dunno. I'm as kinky as they come sometimes and "ice pick in the eye" kind of makes my willy shrivel up into my body cavity and hide behind my spleen. If a girl's that crazy she can sit home on a Friday night with her pocket rocket.

Fewer orifices will be mangled that way.

An unmangled orifice is a sign of a life unlived, my friend.

 

[cooleddie74]

Yeah. You're probably right.

I wonder if that schizophrenic chick who collects cutlery is home tonight? I used to have her number...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Labcoats are better. (Chemistry student, don't ask).

Chemists do it on a table, periodically.

But no, I haven't had any experiences like that.

I've had an assload (among other things ...) of sleep paralysis. That shit's scary.

 

[Balrog]

'Mangled Orifices' was my favorite punk rock band in the early 80's.