Kinda "Ice pick in the eye after sex" crazy more like.
Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
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Kinda "Ice pick in the eye after sex" crazy more like.
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It's fun if you wear safety glasses and a raincoat.
Aren't Koi fish, dog?
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I'm not dog, but that's an easy mistake to make. I don't know how coy koi fish are, but they're not like dogfish, of that I'm certain.
The word you're looking for is "squeaky".
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Maybe, but what do you do with a shaved lab? I mean, I'm no dog or anything, but that sounds like it would be cold for the dog.
Did you wake up in somebody elses clothes in a house you didn't recognize?
This thread has all the direction and payoff of a Brinks truck being driven by Stevie Wonder.
I wholeheartedly place my stamp of approval upon it.
I wholeheartedly place my stamp of approval upon it.
I'd retort, but then I do have a leather longcoat that used to be most of the outside of a cow, so...dangit
More importantly, were the clothes on inside out?
Aliens aren't too good with clothing, or so I hear.
I once woke up in the middle of the night surrounded by small, bald people with big glassy eyes. They were carrying invasive medical tools.
Mind you, it might have just been a college initiation rite. There are some moments around the age of 20 that I can't retrieve. Probably for good reason.
Mind you, it might have just been a college initiation rite. There are some moments around the age of 20 that I can't retrieve. Probably for good reason.
I once saw an Unidentified Flying Object. It was unidentified because I couldn't identify whether it was a Cessna 510 or a Cessna 560.
Anyway, if I may bang the gavel, does anyone have any genuine alleged alien encounters?
Anyway, if I may bang the gavel, does anyone have any genuine alleged alien encounters?
It beats waking up having been tied to a tree, on a remote country road in summer butt naked and doused in honey.
I know people who honestly believe they've had alien encounters, but I'm not at liberty to share those details without their permission. I sort of promised I wouldn't tell their stories to other people since we're friends and all. I myself have seen a handful of UFOs in my life. All but one could have been anything. That one exception was quite abnormal and memorable, but it was over thirty years ago when I was still a little kid. I still don't know what it was, but it was something I wish I and my family had a photograph of for posterity.
Without perhaps sharing the details of the encounters then, what are your thoughts on whether there may be any truth in the claims or not?
I'd retort, but then I do have a leather longcoat that used to be most of the outside of a cow, so...dangit
A cow perhaps that was mutilated by... Aliens?!
I'd retort, but then I do have a leather longcoat that used to be most of the outside of a cow, so...dangit
A cow perhaps that was mutilated by... Aliens?!
If it was these aliens are pretty good tailors.
Well if you want to know my opinion I do believe there is intelligent life in the cosmos other than us. I can't say for certain if any species have ever visited earth. I'd like to believe so. With so many quadrillions of stars in the vast panoply of creation it'd be truly depressing to think that we're the only planet that's developed space travel, however crude and limited. But I have no evidence one way or the other. I can't say with bulletproof certainty that intelligent species HAVE visited earth...I can't say that they haven't.
As for my own personal experiences with seeing strange objects? Most I can debunk as satellites, space debris, military aircraft or atmospheric anomalies. That one, though. The standout from the summer of 1981. I'll never know. But it was one of the eeriest things I and my family have ever seen.
As for my own personal experiences with seeing strange objects? Most I can debunk as satellites, space debris, military aircraft or atmospheric anomalies. That one, though. The standout from the summer of 1981. I'll never know. But it was one of the eeriest things I and my family have ever seen.
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I'd retort, but then I do have a leather longcoat that used to be most of the outside of a cow, so...dangit
Bask in your guilt!
Please leave your sexual proclivities out of this thread.
I met an alleged alien, once. Genuine.
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