Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

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  1. Ghost Bones

    Ghost Bones Captain Captain

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    Have you? I haven't. That I remember anyway. I do experience missing time though. Almost every night. I close my eyes and the next thing I know I'm coming around and the time's hours later.
     
  2. ThankQ

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    As a matter of fact I have. Hot Mexican aliens.
     
  3. Ghost Bones

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    LOL! Silly! I meant extraterrestrial aliens! Silly!
     
  4. Amaris

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    From Fresno?
     
  5. ThankQ

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    As a matter of fact I have. Hot Mexican extraterrestrial aliens.
     
  6. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Sounds like my college life.
     
  7. Ghost Bones

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    I do not feel the subject is currently being treated with the seriousness I intended upon creation of the thread.
     
  8. ThankQ

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    Heffalumps And Woozles. Anyone find these very confusel?
     
  9. CorporalClegg

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    I was once escorted away by a pair of twin Trill swimsuit models.

    On second though, I may have only been dreaming.
     
  10. Amaris

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    I do not intend to treat your intentions with the intent of seriousness you intended.

    If honey's what you covet, you'll find that they love it, because they guzzle up the things you prize.
     
  11. Ghost Bones

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    Well, I was seeking to open up about my own disturbing and scarring experiences. I may as well ring Dr Seuss instead.

    "I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers..."
     
  12. ares93

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    Yes, I was once kidnapped by Syrian mobsters. Turns out the boss wanted to have a talk with me since i was seen with his daughter by one of his underlings. Once he threatened to castrate me with an antique arabic sword and i told him nothing as going on between us they drove me home in a limo. They were actually quite polite about the entire matter.
     
  13. Jetfire

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    I though I was being abducted by aliens a few times but it was just Sleep Paralysis. :borg:
     
  14. OmahaStar

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    Yep. A strange alien who looked younger than he claimed, with a rectangle ship that was like an e-Reader, able to store more on the inside. He once took me to a place he called Raxacoricofallapatorius. Twas a smelly place.
     
  15. ThankQ

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    Hey Skippy....

    Kinda shot your wad early there.
     
  16. Ghost Bones

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    Would you detail the experiences for me please?
    You should totally write for an internet forum.
    Leaving my premature ejaculation problem aside (and I don't see how it's any of your business), it doesn't take Carl Jung to work out the statement in my first post was a cover in the hope others will first mention their experiences and then I'd feel more comfortable about my own.
     
  17. Amaris

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    I have this one experience about an alien that refused to take no for an answer, and kept coming back again, each time appearing weaker and more lacking in intellectual prowess. Over time, the continued returns in the face of negative reception caused that alien to become an utter moron. To this day, said alien floats around old haunts, hoping to be relevant again, and has yet to find that satisfaction.

    So go on, please, tell us where the aliens probed you. It's okay, we're listening. [/pat on the back]
     
  18. Ghost Bones

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    Don't be coy dog, name names!
     
  19. Jetfire

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    I don't remember too well now...but I thought I was awake and I was tossing and turning in bed and then I was paralyzed and could moved...it felt kind hot too and then I had the feeling of floating above my bed and being pulled through the wall...I passed right through it and I could see all the stuff outside where my bedroom was and as I was floating up I could see the image of a fetal type green/grey "alien" with a slightly larger head in proportion to the body. I was really starting to freak out and I woke up with the feeling I had fell just from about six inches from above my bed. Yeah...I am hoping it was a dream. :crazy:
     
  20. ThankQ

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    No need to be Coy, Roy. Just ... just listen to me.