Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

[ThankQ]

Would you detail the experiences for me please?

I don't remember too well now...but I thought I was awake and I was tossing and turning in bed and then I was paralyzed and could moved...it felt kind hot too and then I had the feeling of floating above my bed and being pulled through the wall...I passed right through it and I could see all the stuff outside where my bedroom was and as I was floating up I could see the image of a fetal type green/grey "alien" with a slightly larger head in proportion to the body. I was really starting to freak out and I woke up with the feeling I had fell just from about six inches from above my bed. Yeah...I am hoping it was a dream.

Or a scene from Ghostbusters.

 

[Jetfire]

Huh? I thought the scene was a ghostly woman floating above one of them? I haven't seen that movie since the mid 90's.

 

[Ghost Bones]

Would you detail the experiences for me please?

I don't remember too well now...but I thought I was awake and I was tossing and turning in bed and then I was paralyzed and could moved...it felt kind hot too and then I had the feeling of floating above my bed and being pulled through the wall...I passed right through it and I could see all the stuff outside where my bedroom was and as I was floating up I could see the image of a fetal type green/grey "alien" with a slightly larger head in proportion to the body. I was really starting to freak out and I woke up with the feeling I had fell just from about six inches from above my bed. Yeah...I am hoping it was a dream.

Wow. See, this is the kind of story I was after. Does anyone else have one?

 

[Amaris]

Don't be coy dog, name names!

Does coy dog always refuse to name names?

 

[Ghost Bones]

Who were you before dog? Were we not friends in a past life?

 

[Amaris]

Who were you before dog? Were we not friends in a past life?

You may be confused as per my avatar. See, I'm not a dog. I don't know of any previous dog friends that you may have known.

 

[Ghost Bones]

Ah, I should have known. After all, dogs like Bones.

 

[Amaris]

Ah, I should have known. After all, dogs like Bones.

Yes, however, I'm not a dog.

 

[Balrog]

Abducted by aliens? No. I've met people who claimed it, though.

 

[Ghost Bones]

Ah, I should have known. After all, dogs like Bones.

Yes, however, I'm not a dog.

My acknowledgement of this was tacit in the previous statement. Now, back on topic.

Abducted by aliens? No. I've met people who claimed it, though.

Did you speak to them about it at much length?

 

[Amaris]

Ah, I should have known. After all, dogs like Bones.

Yes, however, I'm not a dog.

My acknowledgement of this was tacit in the previous statement. Now, back on topic.

I'm not the one who started discussing dogs in an alien thread.

 

[ThankQ]

I wish Ghostbones were an Admiral. I have the perfect joke for the "caption the AV above you" thread.

Why so negative?

I know, I know. I broke the code and leaked an AL secret. There'll be a price to pay when I get back. Just had to make the joke.

 

[sidious618]

I'd make a Doctor Who joke but I'm terrified about where that'll go.

 

[Ghost Bones]

I wish Ghostbones were an Admiral. I have the perfect joke for the "caption the AV above you" thread.

Once upon a time I was. On earth in the year 1996 I was a prince and so forth.

Why so negative?

I know, I know. I broke the code and leaked an AL secret. There'll be a price to pay when I get back. Just had to make the joke.

I don't understand this bit. AL?

So, Lloyd Dobler pal, any more details?

 

[ThankQ]

I wish Ghostbones were an Admiral. I have the perfect joke for the "caption the AV above you" thread.

Once upon a time I was. On earth in the year 1996 I was a prince and so forth.

Why so negative?

I know, I know. I broke the code and leaked an AL secret. There'll be a price to pay when I get back. Just had to make the joke.

I don't understand this bit. AL?

You're on a need to know basis, Commander.

 

[Balrog]

Not much to say. I was young and chatting up this girl I just met at my job in college. We were having a fun time when out of the blue she says, "Ya know, I've been abducted by aliens."

Without breaking, I asked, "Yeah? What was that like?"

"Well," she continued, "I can't recount 7 hours of my life, and during that whole time my mother thought I was dead."

It was kind of a deal breaker at that moment.

 

[sidious618]

Not much to say. I was young and chatting up this girl I just met at my job in college. We were having a fun time when out of the blue she says, "Ya know, I've been abducted by aliens."

Without breaking, I asked, "Yeah? What was that like?"

"Well," she continued, "I can't recount 7 hours of my life, and during that whole time my mother thought I was dead."

It was kind of a deal breaker at that moment.

I don't know, she sounds like an awesome type of crazy to me.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Yup. I was abducted by aliens from the future. I don't remember much about them, except that they had one-eye and a horn and, for some reason, really liked purple (they especially liked eating purple people).

I was rescued by the crew of the Enterprise-D and somehow returned to the 20th century. Not sure how they pulled it off. They wouldn't explain it to me -- something about not disrupting the time line. Anyway, that's why TNG is my all-time favorite TV show.

 

[Ghost Bones]

I wish Ghostbones were an Admiral. I have the perfect joke for the "caption the AV above you" thread.

Once upon a time I was. On earth in the year 1996 I was a prince and so forth.

Why so negative?

I know, I know. I broke the code and leaked an AL secret. There'll be a price to pay when I get back. Just had to make the joke.

I don't understand this bit. AL?

You're on a need to know basis, Commander.

Now listen here sonny, this isn't the continuum now. You come round my manor taking liberties and the firm'll be having words. These men swore to live and die at my command before you were even born. Or however it goes.

Not much to say. I was young and chatting up this girl I just met at my job in college. We were having a fun time when out of the blue she says, "Ya know, I've been abducted by aliens."

Without breaking, I asked, "Yeah? What was that like?"

"Well," she continued, "I can't recount 7 hours of my life, and during that whole time my mother thought I was dead."

It was kind of a deal breaker at that moment.

What do you personally believe?

 

[Kemaiku]

Yup. I was abducted by aliens from the future. I don't remember much about them, except that they had one-eye and a horn and, for some reason, really liked purple (they especially liked eating purple people).

I feel old now, I got that reference...